Definitions by Kajoe

butt pudding 

foul smelling loosely-formed shit.

Greg thought he was going to pinch a loaf, but instead dropped some butt pudding.

butt pudding by kajoe September 19, 2006

busting a deuce 

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

busting a deuce by kajoe September 19, 2006

clean getaway 

When you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.

A had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. I really stunk up the place. But I was able to make a clean getaway.

clean getaway by kajoe September 17, 2006

supersonic shit 

hard, small caliber shit balls accompanied by copius amounts of flatus. When bearing down to take a shit, the fart gas propels the shit at high speed into the water of the toilet resulting in a wet ass.

Holy shit, I just had a supersonic shit that splashed toilet water all over my ass!

supersonic shit by Kajoe September 7, 2006

turbo fist 

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

turbo fist by Kajoe September 5, 2006

treadwelled 

The act of losing your life because you disregard your own personal safeety and get too close to a dangerous animal.

Named after Timothy Treadwell, a self-appointed researcher who lived among brown bears in Alaska for 13 summers before getting killed and becoming lunch meat.

Steve Irwin, The Croc Hunter, was treadwelled by a sting ray yesterday.

treadwelled by Kajoe September 4, 2006

ultimate jackass 

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.

Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park

ultimate jackass by Kajoe September 4, 2006