Kajoe's definitions
Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
Get the ultimate jackassmug. When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.
by kajoe June 16, 2011
Get the You can't fix douchemug. A totally incompetent person who has risen to his position by placing the blame on others for his mistakes, usually his subordinates. He knows the fine art of ball licking and that is how he gets his promotions. He is a "yes" man. The whole time he is polishing his manager's knob, he is secretly plotting to take over his job.
He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.
Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.
Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.
Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up now."
He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.
Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.
Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.
Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up now."
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
Get the boy wondermug. When one kills one's spouse.
Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.
Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.
Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.
by kajoe August 28, 2006
Get the spenard divorcemug. A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.
by kajoe June 29, 2009
Get the madoff schememug. by Kajoe September 4, 2006
Get the Steve Irwinmug. Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?
Bob: ABY!
Two weeks later
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?
Bob: ABY!
Bob: ABY!
Two weeks later
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?
Bob: ABY!
by kajoe October 28, 2009
Get the ABYmug.