Kajoe's definitions

duck fart

A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown), the Duck Fart is to Alaska what the Mai-Tai is to Hawaii and the Margarita is to Mexico.

After a bad day of duck hunting nothing goes down better than a good duck fart.

by Kajoe August 29, 2006

fgp

fucking good price

The salesman gave me a FGP on the car so I bought it.

by kajoe August 28, 2006

kidney juice

urine; liquid waste excreted from the kidneys into the bladder and then out of the body.

Jake whipped it out and let go of some kidney juice.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

by kajoe February 21, 2011

You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

by kajoe June 16, 2011

mall assault vehicle

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.

Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!

by kajoe October 20, 2006

busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

by kajoe September 20, 2006