Kajoe's definitions

ABY

Anyone But the Yankees.

THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?

Bob: ABY!

Two weeks later

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?

Bob: ABY!

by kajoe October 28, 2009

(_*_)

emoticon asshole symbol

sometimes u are such an (_*_)

by kajoe August 29, 2006

boner drug

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.

Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.

by kajoe November 12, 2006

superball

a prosthetic silicone testicle

Richard had a foul ball. The doctor removed it and replaced it with a superball. Even his girlfriend can't tell the difference when she gives him a ball hummer.

by kajoe December 7, 2006

flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

by kajoe December 11, 2009

lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

turbo fist

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

by Kajoe September 5, 2006