Definitions by Kajoe

Chair 37

To be in a difficult situation, i.e.: hanging with your ass/junk out in the open through no fault of your own. Being made vulnerable.

Derived from the anonymous 48-year old skier who fell through Chair 37 on the Skyline Express ski lift at Vail, losing his pants and dangling upside-down and bare-assed on January 1, 2009.

When that dumb ass Greg didn't get me the reports I needed for the meeting, he really put me in chair 37.

Chair 37 by kajoe January 8, 2009

human petri dish 

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

human petri dish by kajoe October 18, 2008

bullshit hurricane season 

Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae

We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.

bullshit hurricane season by kajoe October 18, 2008

wake n bake 

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.

No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.

wake n bake by kajoe October 10, 2008

full retard 

act stupid, moronical or like an imbecile

never go full retard!

full retard by kajoe October 1, 2008

Frankengina 

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.

Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."

Frankengina by kajoe March 8, 2007

foul ball 

A cancerous testicle.

Richard thought he had a hernia but it actually turned out to be a foul ball. They popped that sucker out and dropped a new superball in his sack.

foul ball by kajoe December 7, 2006