When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.
by kajoe June 16, 2011
1. Really bad fugly advertising using a lot of cliches, starbursts, etc.
2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.
3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.
2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.
3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.
1. Steve just loves Wal*Marketing. Everything he asks me to design looks like an ad for Costco or Walmart.
2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.
3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.
2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.
3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.
by kajoe February 24, 2010
Anywhere in Delaware that is not the coast or Wilmington or Dover. The residents of Delabama usually drive big Ford pick up trucks, are into punkin chuckin, nascar and are missing some of their bicuspids.
by kajoe May 08, 2009
The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.
by kajoe February 28, 2010
A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown), the Duck Fart is to Alaska what the Mai-Tai is to Hawaii and the Margarita is to Mexico.
by Kajoe August 29, 2006
1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.
2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.
2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
by Kajoe October 05, 2006
by kajoe September 15, 2009