butt pudding

foul smelling loosely-formed shit.

Greg thought he was going to pinch a loaf, but instead dropped some butt pudding.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

by kajoe September 20, 2006

boner drug

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.

Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.

by kajoe November 12, 2006

big bamboo

In Jamaica it means large hard penis. Woody. The big bamboo.

Steve bought a "jamaican guitar" that was made out of a large piece of bamboo. "Big bamboo" was painted on it. Steve thought it really was a jamaican musical instrument. It was not. It was the Big Bamboo! Made by the locals and sold to stupid tourists who didn't realize they were really purchasing a big penis! (Hey, mon! You see that stupid tourist spent $20 on the big bamboo!)

by kajoe August 29, 2006

Delabama

Anywhere in Delaware that is not the coast or Wilmington or Dover. The residents of Delabama usually drive big Ford pick up trucks, are into punkin chuckin, nascar and are missing some of their bicuspids.

Bob is from the great state of Delabama!

by kajoe May 08, 2009

lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

by Kajoe September 04, 2006

obama lock

when obama goes to a city many blocks around his destination are shut down causing a horrendous traffic jam known as obama lock.

I tried to drive across town but the obama lock was so bad, it would have been faster to walk.

by kajoe September 16, 2009