by kajoe September 19, 2006
Steve bought a "jamaican guitar" that was made out of a large piece of bamboo. "Big bamboo" was painted on it. Steve thought it really was a jamaican musical instrument. It was not. It was the Big Bamboo! Made by the locals and sold to stupid tourists who didn't realize they were really purchasing a big penis! (Hey, mon! You see that stupid tourist spent $20 on the big bamboo!)
by kajoe August 29, 2006
Richard thought he had a hernia but it actually turned out to be a foul ball. They popped that sucker out and dropped a new superball in his sack.
by kajoe December 07, 2006
a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
by kajoe December 22, 2009
Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.
You can't fix stupid.
You can't fix stupid.
by kajoe February 01, 2011
1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.
2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.
2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
by Kajoe October 05, 2006