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Definitions by Kajoe

Richard had a foul ball. The doctor removed it and replaced it with a superball. Even his girlfriend can't tell the difference when she gives him a ball hummer.
superball by kajoe December 7, 2006

boner drug 

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.
Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.
boner drug by kajoe November 12, 2006

mall assault vehicle 

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
mall assault vehicle by kajoe October 20, 2006

neanderthal

1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.

2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.

2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
neanderthal by Kajoe October 13, 2006

outer buttfuck

A remote town, a place so far away from anywhere else that nobody wants to visit or live there. Almost like being in exile.
David got a job assignment that sent him to Outer Buttfuck. He had to take three planes to get there.
outer buttfuck by kajoe October 8, 2006

busting a deuce 

Weighing over two hundred pounds.
busting a deuce by kajoe September 20, 2006

kidney juice 

urine; liquid waste excreted from the kidneys into the bladder and then out of the body.
Jake whipped it out and let go of some kidney juice.
kidney juice by kajoe September 19, 2006