turbo fist

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

by Kajoe September 05, 2006

superball

a prosthetic silicone testicle

Richard had a foul ball. The doctor removed it and replaced it with a superball. Even his girlfriend can't tell the difference when she gives him a ball hummer.

by kajoe December 07, 2006

Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.

Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."

by kajoe March 08, 2007

flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

by kajoe December 11, 2009

solstice spruce

The heathen version of an xmas tree.

We decorated our Solstice Spruce today in celebration of the heathen holiday, Winter Solstice!

by kajoe December 08, 2010

ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.

Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park

by Kajoe September 04, 2006

You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

by kajoe June 16, 2011