Kajoe's definitions

foul ball

A cancerous testicle.

Richard thought he had a hernia but it actually turned out to be a foul ball. They popped that sucker out and dropped a new superball in his sack.

by kajoe December 7, 2006

Wal*Marketing

1. Really bad fugly advertising using a lot of cliches, starbursts, etc.

2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.

3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.

1. Steve just loves Wal*Marketing. Everything he asks me to design looks like an ad for Costco or Walmart.

2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.

3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.

by kajoe February 28, 2010

food parasite

a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.

Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.

by kajoe December 21, 2009

(_*_)

emoticon asshole symbol

sometimes u are such an (_*_)

by kajoe August 29, 2006

summer's eve

a gentler way to call someone a douche.

Greg cc's everyone's boss when he has an issue with someone. He is a real summer's eve.

by kajoe September 15, 2009

full retard

act stupid, moronical or like an imbecile

never go full retard!

by kajoe October 1, 2008

clean getaway

When you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.

A had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. I really stunk up the place. But I was able to make a clean getaway.

by kajoe September 17, 2006