The adult version of roommate, now graduated to Housemate. Usually not a desirable way to live, but often required in order to avoid living out of your SUV or a tarp underneath a bridge.
When your gated community condo is vacated by your spouse, leaving you stuck with a killer mortgage and high utilities, you must coexist with a HM to avoid foreclosure.
by KImCobain March 02, 2015
A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
by KImCobain August 10, 2017
by KImCobain June 06, 2016
Not what he appears to be; usually a man who doesn't appear to be tough but is really a major badass
by KImCobain February 24, 2015
Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
by KImCobain July 28, 2017
A bright but scattered academic who spends a sizable chunk of time submitting defs to Urban Dictionary in vain hopes of having them published. An author who endeavors to assist others to become more conversant in the art of street slang.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
An overly preppy narciccist, man or woman, who always looks like they fell out of the pages of a jcrew catalogue.
by KImCobain February 19, 2015