K Joyce's definitions

touch

to engage in sexual intercourse with someone.

Diane: Take off your shirt.
John: My shirt?
Diane: I want to touch you.

by K Joyce June 27, 2015

dirty

horny, sexually exciting, explicit

That was a dirty movie.

by K Joyce May 1, 2015

PecDeck

a flat muscular chest

Andrea has a PecDeck. Her bra size is 32A.

by K Joyce January 8, 2010

hide the sea monster

This is a slang term for sex in a hot tub.

Roy and Julie are in the Jacuzzi, playing hide the sea monster.

by K Joyce August 2, 2012

gay lifestyle

a stereoytpe used by social/political conservatives to describe gay men being promiscuous, drinking, bar hopping, using drugs, cross-dressing and orgies. However, heterosexual men and women engage in these most of these behaviors as swingers, during beach week and spring break, in Las Vegas, on Miami's South Beach and at fraternity and sorority parties.

"Gay lifestyle is used by conservative homophobes to vilify gay people. When people are asked what gay lifestyle means most of them will only mention things that elicit a negative response: Drinking, drugs, promiscuity, cross-dressing, bar hopping and orgies."

They seem to neglect the fact most of these things (with the possible exception of cross dressing) are parts of straight society as well." Sketchy Mess Jeoffery

by K Joyce October 29, 2009

open minded

euphemism for bisexual, bicurious or heteroflexible

I've known fashion models who are open minded; they're very attractive and regularly hook up with both guys and girls.

by K Joyce May 5, 2015

roadside

Canadian slang for a woman who sleeps with many men and women.

The most attractive women happen to be roadside.

by K Joyce August 24, 2011