Justclowntingz's definitions

Hallopeen

A term for roleplay sex involving men, a portmanteau of Halloween and peen.

Michael gave me Hallopeen last night. It was amazing.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Bloomer

Former Hippies who are indeed still hip (derived from Boomer + Flower child)

I was expecting Jimmy’s grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out he’s a Bloomer!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Herpegonosyphilaids

The place-holder name for the unknown STI you got first semester of college, derived from a portmanteau of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.

My herpegonosyphilaids is really acting up but the free clinic doesn’t open until Friday

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents

It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Videophone

When two influencers collaborate on each-other’s accounts and the guest influencer completely outshines the main.

“Videophone” is such a cheap attempt to replicate “Telephone” and Gaga completely out-performed Beyoncé on her own song.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Stuffing season

When you go on a seasonally-induced bottoming rampage. Ferived from “cuffing season”.

I’m having major plug fever, it must be stuffing season

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020