Justclowntingz's definitions
The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.
After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise
by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023
Get the spontaneous gay abortionmug. It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Shelter-in-placemug. 
The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Zambonermug. by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Eskimo step-siblingsmug. When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019
Get the Calliope of clownish cuntfuckerymug. Degeneration of “things,” but is generally used to describe a mood, situation, or event. Popularized by the Nicki Minaj song “Barbie Tingz” off of the album Queen
by Justclowntingz April 16, 2020
Get the Tingzmug.