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spontaneous gay abortion

The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.
After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise
by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023
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Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Onision

Onision is a child groomer
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Zamboner

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni
Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Eskimo step-siblings

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.
Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019
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Tingz

Degeneration of “things,” but is generally used to describe a mood, situation, or event. Popularized by the Nicki Minaj song “Barbie Tingz” off of the album Queen
I just cut my bangs down to my scalp. Crack-head tingz!”
by Justclowntingz April 16, 2020
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