Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Turdistador 

Hernan Cortez & his fellow turds that conquered Mexico & other parts of Americas

16 century turdistadors were primarily driven by greed

Turdistador by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdingham 

A building built using dried, hardened turd

They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace

turdingham by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdociraptor 

derived from a prehistoric flightless raptor, a piece of turd that viciously attacks you

Jim: Tony, fuck off, don't be such a turdociraptor

turdociraptor by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdotherapy 

Therapy using turd, designed to provide an outlet for coprophilia

Next week Ana has scheduled her turdotherapy session for release, as the pressure has been building up

turdotherapy by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdwinder 

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

turdwinder by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdington 

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

turdington by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdcumference 

Circumference of a turd

or

a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.

turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population

Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.

turdcumference by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021