Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.

Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Cuntpass

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.

Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Xi Cuntpig

The Chinese dictator who exported the China virus globally

The Italians embraced Chinamen during the initial phases of the Xindemic, that made matters worse during the initial phase.

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some virus

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Fartodyree

A farty fairy that produces biogas on the farm

Derived from Fenodyree from The Isle of Man

Poor old Jack had a Fartodyree on his farm to help him with his fuel needs for heating & cooking. He had plenty & never ran out of it.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunteshwar

A cunty fella of Indian / Nepali / Bangladeshi / Pakistani origin

Cunteshwar was fired from his job because of his behaviour

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020