Julian's definitions

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

nekromantix

One of the greatest phycobilly bands ever. They where all born and raised in Copenhagen, Denmark. members of nekromantix are kim nekroman (coffinbass), Peter Sandorff (guitar), and Kristian Sandorff (drums).

nekromantix, RETURN OF THE LOVING DEAD.

by Julian October 23, 2003

bang

sex!!
or
to smash something violently

Yo, I banged your sister last night, dude!!

-or-

I banged up my car pretty bad on the highway yesterday.

by Julian October 24, 2003

DARGH

The VERY brief sound one makes when killed suddenly and violently.

What's that falling from the sky....? It looks like a pe - DARGH!

by Julian November 11, 2003

Esprit

Luxury model of the Pontiac Firebird line. Introduced in 1971, Discontinued in 1982 with the chassis redesign. Usually came with uplevel interior and audio systems. The rare early-to-mid-70s Firebird Esprits with large engines are excellent sleeper cars.

"Is that a Trans-Am?"
"No, It's an Esprit"
"Oh."
"But it's got a 400 and a 4 speed."
"Oh!"

by Julian August 20, 2003

Cara

Fine as hell, got curves in all the right places and from a 1 to 10 is a certified 20. (Usher took that from me, dont get it twisted)

Alicia Keys is my wife, but she sure as hell aint no C-A-R-A.

by Julian July 4, 2004

Its like dat 4 u

When u have beef wit another person and u yell it. IT means u mean what u say

mike : shut up bitch

JON : Nigga u shut up imma beat yo ass and its like dat 4u..

by Julian May 13, 2005