Julian's definitions

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

Cara

Fine as hell, got curves in all the right places and from a 1 to 10 is a certified 20. (Usher took that from me, dont get it twisted)

Alicia Keys is my wife, but she sure as hell aint no C-A-R-A.

by Julian July 4, 2004

Its like dat 4 u

When u have beef wit another person and u yell it. IT means u mean what u say

mike : shut up bitch

JON : Nigga u shut up imma beat yo ass and its like dat 4u..

by Julian May 13, 2005

babaloo aye

African slaves in Cuba hide their religion given his Gods names to christian icons.

Babaloo aye is the name african slaves give to Saint Lazarus.

by Julian May 13, 2005

ampicillin

A semisynthetic penicillin having a broader antibacterial spectrum of action that than of penicillin G. It is effective against gram-negative and gram-positive bacteria and used to treat gonorrhea and infections of the intestinal, urinary, and respiratory tracts.

The ampicillin transfer via plasmid was successful in creating cells that were formerly killed by ampicillin.

by Julian April 4, 2005

oged

a more gangsta way of saying told(important words,look up if you dont know them gangsta and told)

You thought you were tough,but you just got oged nigga!!!

by Julian April 5, 2005

oged

a more gangsta way of saying told

you just got oged nigga!!!

by Julian April 5, 2005