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DARGH

The VERY brief sound one makes when killed suddenly and violently.

What's that falling from the sky....? It looks like a pe - DARGH!

by Julian November 11, 2003

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

by Julian June 18, 2006

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sucktackular

When something really sucks. Yet is surprisingly spectacular.

Doood that new yellow mohawk you just got is sucktackular.

by Julian December 24, 2004

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bang

sex!!
or
to smash something violently

Yo, I banged your sister last night, dude!!

-or-

I banged up my car pretty bad on the highway yesterday.

by Julian October 24, 2003

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viande

meetings, gatherings, or staff meetings. Often one person does the majority of the speaking in a broken dialect. Commonly everyone who partook in the viande feels a little less intelligent when they leave.

Boss: "Guy! Guy, we have a meet today, so stick around after break for a viande.

by Julian November 25, 2004

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