Julian's definitions

oged

a more gangsta way of saying told(important words,look up if you dont know them gangsta and told)

You thought you were tough,but you just got oged nigga!!!

by Julian April 5, 2005

ardenese

a specific way, and/or order of doing things as demonstrated by someone from arden. see also wrong way of doing things

He showed me the Ardenese way of doing it, and boy was it wrong!

by Julian November 24, 2004

da backside

1. the opposite of da frontside. da backside is a sexual position, and one of choice for men working at the depot. getting a piece of tail is never considered complete without "doing her from da backside".

Jim "Piece of tail on da weekends?"
Phil "Could be."
Jim "Do 'er up from da backside?"
Phil "Sure did."

by Julian December 6, 2004

viande

meetings, gatherings, or staff meetings. Often one person does the majority of the speaking in a broken dialect. Commonly everyone who partook in the viande feels a little less intelligent when they leave.

Boss: "Guy! Guy, we have a meet today, so stick around after break for a viande.

by Julian November 25, 2004

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

bang

sex!!
or
to smash something violently

Yo, I banged your sister last night, dude!!

-or-

I banged up my car pretty bad on the highway yesterday.

by Julian October 24, 2003

fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

by julian June 18, 2006