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South East

The Crunkiest, Hardiest, and Most Lethal side of Houston, Texas. It is mostly populated with Mexicans. Crips run the South East, but dont mind the SLOBS, cuzz they aint about shit.
The South East is holdin it down in Houston, Texas.
by Julian November 29, 2004
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dinky dye

he's a dinky dye ausie!
by julian December 11, 2003
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frisbee

a word that can be used as an adjective, noun, verb, adverb, etc.
Used when you can't think of another word, like "whatchamacallit," "thinamajig," etc.
Used in Music:
"play that little frisbee there."
(similar to ditty, or short melody)

Used as adjective:
"Get your frisbee ass over here!!!"

Used as "whatchamacallit":
"Bring me that frisbee."
by Julian April 7, 2005
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atari

when a girl is giving you a hand job, she moves your dick around like an old atari controller
I was a little sore the day after she gave me an atari.
by julian February 2, 2005
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vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
by julian December 15, 2013
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da backside

1. the opposite of da frontside. da backside is a sexual position, and one of choice for men working at the depot. getting a piece of tail is never considered complete without "doing her from da backside".
Jim "Piece of tail on da weekends?"
Phil "Could be."
Jim "Do 'er up from da backside?"
Phil "Sure did."
by Julian December 6, 2004
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fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.
someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag
by julian June 18, 2006
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