JuicyJ69's definitions

Jennifer

Jennifer is not who you think she is. She is actually a wild one! She's not afraid of handing in assignments 4 months late or constantly questioning her science teacher to prove that she can teach the course better. She is very reasonable, logical, and won't take any b.s. She's very intelligent, but not when it comes to the environment. You'll always catch her with a plastic Naya bottle!

"This doesn't make any sense", said Jennifer.

by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019

Cassandra

Cassandra is SO silly! She laughs at just about anything, especially dark humor. You can be yourself around her; she'll appreciate you no matter how weird you are! She definitely won't mind if you blast some good ol' country music. Overall, she is so sweet, thoughtful and fun to be around. She is also very energetic, and is certainly a high-achiever.
P.S. She has an obsession with beluga whales and questionable food combinations.

"No one asked," said Cassandra.

by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019

Lauren

Lauren is a wild child. She always likes to hoe it down (hoedown throwdown of course). She's adventurous, but has a mature soul, making her the perfect fit for working in palliative care. She is always very polite to her teachers in order to get what she wants. She is best at playing a pedophile in drama productions.

"Sandy!", screamed Lauren.

by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019

Hannah Montana

Cassandra's alter ego.

"I'm just a small town girl," said Hannah Montana.

by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019

Sandy

Quite an ugly child. Likes to suck dick. Likes having an extensive vocabulary. Has robot like emotions. Enjoys country music, kool-aid and CUM!!!!

Sandy drinks 4 kool-aids after sucking Dick!

by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019

Gabi

Gabi is the chillest, but not at heart. She's super kind, not to mention smart: she never gets marks below 98%. She's the only one in the group who laughs at your joke when no one else hears it. She's always stacked with snacks, which certain people (mainly Apollonia) like to steal. If you thought she couldn't get any better: she's a Dolan Twins superfan.

"Is Gabi alive?" said someone on the group chat.

by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019

Elena

Elena isn't your average girl. Instead of taking long walks on the beach, she prefers participating in 50 km runs. One of her best qualities is that she isn't afraid to speak her mind. She's very friendly and social, so get ready for an interrogation. If you hear loud outbursts in any sort of public place, don't be surprised, its probably Elena.
P.S. She loves mac 'n' cheese but likes Justin even more. #tea

"Are you a retard?" said Elena.

by JuicyJ69 February 12, 2019