9 definitions by JuicyJ69
Jennifer is not who you think she is. She is actually a wild one! She's not afraid of handing in assignments 4 months late or constantly questioning her science teacher to prove that she can teach the course better. She is very reasonable, logical, and won't take any b.s. She's very intelligent, but not when it comes to the environment. You'll always catch her with a plastic Naya bottle!
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
Lauren is a wild child. She always likes to hoe it down (hoedown throwdown of course). She's adventurous, but has a mature soul, making her the perfect fit for working in palliative care. She is always very polite to her teachers in order to get what she wants. She is best at playing a pedophile in drama productions.
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
Cassandra is SO silly! She laughs at just about anything, especially dark humor. You can be yourself around her; she'll appreciate you no matter how weird you are! She definitely won't mind if you blast some good ol' country music. Overall, she is so sweet, thoughtful and fun to be around. She is also very energetic, and is certainly a high-achiever.
P.S. She has an obsession with beluga whales and questionable food combinations.
P.S. She has an obsession with beluga whales and questionable food combinations.
"No one asked," said Cassandra.
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
Math is despised by countless people around the world. No one knows the origins of math, but we believe that it was gifted to us by the devil. Side effects of math include frustration, pure rage, the flipping of desks, excessive crying, and complaints leading to the downfall of the careers of multiple math teachers. Nobody wins when it comes to math, not even that kid in your math problem who buys 85 more apples than his mom.
"There's nothing in this world that I hate more than you and math," said the student to the math teacher.
by JuicyJ69 February 12, 2019
"I'm just a small town girl," said Hannah Montana.
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
Quite an ugly child. Likes to suck dick. Likes having an extensive vocabulary. Has robot like emotions. Enjoys country music, kool-aid and CUM!!!!
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
The phrase "Yo mama" is particularly used by thugs when they run out of insults to use in a fight. The minute they bring dey mommas into the equation, SHIT GETS REEAALL.
by JuicyJ69 February 12, 2019