Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.
I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.
by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017
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Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.
I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump
by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016
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Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.
by Jsummers33 December 09, 2016
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