Definitions by Jsummers33

Head safety 

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

Head safety by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Swearing

What sailors do.

He's swearing like a sailor.

Swearing by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016

Desperate bating 

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

Desperate bating by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

instagram facetime 

When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.

I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.

instagram facetime by Jsummers33 December 15, 2016

Drive by dump 

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

Drive by dump by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Dick cleanse 

The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.

most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.

Dick cleanse by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Thick piss 

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

Thick piss by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016