Jsummers33's definitions

Shit signals

The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.

I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.

by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Selferotication

When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.

I'm excited for a night of selferotication.

by Jsummers33 January 3, 2017

Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.

I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert

by Jsummers33 January 8, 2017

Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.

I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition

by Jsummers33 January 18, 2017

Man spread

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.

The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.

by Jsummers33 January 6, 2017

instagram facetime

When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.

I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.

by Jsummers33 December 15, 2016