17 definitions by Jsummers33

Double tap

When you are masturbating and you climax then you go for round two.

I had the house to myself this weekend and there were so many double taps

by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 14, 2016

Selferotication

When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.

I'm excited for a night of selferotication.

by Jsummers33 January 3, 2017

Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.

I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert

by Jsummers33 December 22, 2016

Swearing

What sailors do.

He's swearing like a sailor.

by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016

Shit signals

The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.

I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.

by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016