Jsummers33's definitions

Head safety

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Swearing

What sailors do.

He's swearing like a sailor.

by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

instagram facetime

When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.

I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.

by Jsummers33 December 15, 2016

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Dick cleanse

The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.

most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Thick piss

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016