Definitions by Jordan

oil 

Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.

Can you say fucked beyond comprehensible belief?

oil by Jordan October 11, 2004

Jeep 

We have a 2002 Grand Cherokee Limited Edition. V8 4.7L. I beat my friends Mustang up to 140km/hr off the line- then the weight of the SUV kicked in and he caught and passed me.

I live in Saint John, New Brunswick and I drive too damn fast

Jeep by Jordan October 11, 2004

MedTurt 

when andrew lavodie gets high and thinks hes a turtle with supper powers

go into medturt mode now go in your shell

MedTurt by Jordan October 9, 2004

Faux-bo 

Short for faux ho-bo it is the style where it takes 5 hours and 400 dollars worth of clothes and accessories to look like you're poor and just rolled out of bed.

She washed, blow dried and straightened her hair only to throw it up in a messy ponytail, so faux-bo.

Faux-bo by Jordan October 7, 2004

mep you? 

A shortened version of "May I help you?" used by some non-English speaking fast food cashiers.

You: <walk up to register>
Cashier: mep you?

mep you? by Jordan September 30, 2004

Dicktree 

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

Dicktree by Jordan September 29, 2004

vegetto 

a moron on the computer

16:53 <SSVegetto> that was the old vegetto 16:53 <SSVegetto> im a super saiya-jin now 16:53 <SSVegetto> more advance more smarter

vegetto by Jordan September 27, 2004