Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like ๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!
Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐C you!!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!
Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐C you!!!
by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020
PURE TORTURE! Edpuzzle is where Simon Lo posts his 'science' videos. In the videos, He sings dan~dan~dan~ dan~dan~ dan~ dan~dan~ the school song, then pictures himself sitting on a chair and makes dumb jokes. This counts as homework, and you can't fast forward or use any way to make it go faster. His video is at least one and a half hour, and every 5 mins there will be a short question you have to answer, if you think you can walk away from your computer and chill, it's impossible.
Simon Lo(In whatsapp group): Edpuzzle in google classroom
Student A(In his head): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A tells others there is Edpuzzle.
Students: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A(In his head): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A tells others there is Edpuzzle.
Students: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by JohnMakFan November 13, 2020
Br Jude is the nicest teacher in LSC. Ever. According to Jasper, Br Jude doesn't speak in the lessons. Or more precisely, he talks in a way so advanced that we normal people can't understand. He found a way to solve this problem. In his lessons, he gives us videos to watch and tells us to self learn, when we can't understand the questions, he doesn't care. In the exams, we get low marks, he still doesn't care. We love this teacher so much!
(Br stands for Brother)
(Br stands for Brother)
Br Jude lesson he gives out the test paper.
Br Jude: (calls our student numbers) Number thrie!
Number three goes out to get the test paper.
Br Jude: Number Dee!
All studnets: ???
Br Jude: (calls our student numbers) Number thrie!
Number three goes out to get the test paper.
Br Jude: Number Dee!
All studnets: ???
by JohnMakFan December 01, 2020
Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.
Student A: Should be refuse
All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Student A: Should be refuse
All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021
This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.
Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.
Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.
Piece of cake(Mak)
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.
Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.
Piece of cake(Mak)
by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020
No spine animal, or็ก่ๆคๅ็ฉin chinese, is a phrase used by John Mak in LSC to tell others they have a curved sitting posture. People getting told they are No spine animal might find it annoying, other students will laugh although they have no idea what is No spine animal.
Student A: sits in a poor posture
Mak: You are ็ก่ๆคๅ็ฉ!!
Students: Ha ha!
No spine animal(Mak)
Mak: You are ็ก่ๆคๅ็ฉ!!
Students: Ha ha!
No spine animal(Mak)
by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020
As expected no one except for Simon Lo knew the term rickrolling
Student A: Did he rickroll 8745 and 8746
Students: NO HE DIDN'T RICKROLL ANY OF THE BIG DUMMIES
BIG DISAPPOINTMENT
Student A: Did he rickroll 8745 and 8746
Students: NO HE DIDN'T RICKROLL ANY OF THE BIG DUMMIES
BIG DISAPPOINTMENT
by JohnMakFan May 04, 2021