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Crystal Wu

Crystal Wu is a teacher at LSC. She is also called 'The Raper'.

Student A: Hey what lesson-

Student B: Raper Crystal Wu

Student A: Go stack your books

by JohnMakFan March 14, 2021

Gang War Posts #1

Lovely

Yo grab some popcorn

Looks like another gang war's stirring

Gonna sit back and relax

F.1 united beware

------Gang War Posts #1------

by JohnMakFan February 3, 2022

rickrolling

Donkey rickrolled some teachers in LSC this week

He's a legend

As expected no one except for Simon Lo knew the term rickrolling

Student A: Did he rickroll 8745 and 8746

Students: NO HE DIDN'T RICKROLL ANY OF THE BIG DUMMIES

BIG DISAPPOINTMENT

by JohnMakFan May 4, 2021

Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

No spine animal(Mak)

No spine animal, or無脊椎動物in chinese, is a phrase used by John Mak in LSC to tell others they have a curved sitting posture. People getting told they are No spine animal might find it annoying, other students will laugh although they have no idea what is No spine animal.

Student A: sits in a poor posture
Mak: You are 無脊椎動物!!
Students: Ha ha!

No spine animal(Mak)

by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Edpuzzle

PURE TORTURE! Edpuzzle is where Simon Lo posts his 'science' videos. In the videos, He sings dan~dan~dan~ dan~dan~ dan~ dan~dan~ the school song, then pictures himself sitting on a chair and makes dumb jokes. This counts as homework, and you can't fast forward or use any way to make it go faster. His video is at least one and a half hour, and every 5 mins there will be a short question you have to answer, if you think you can walk away from your computer and chill, it's impossible.

Simon Lo(In whatsapp group): Edpuzzle in google classroom
Student A(In his head): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A tells others there is Edpuzzle.

Students: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JohnMakFan November 13, 2020