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The legendary hammer of 8745, the man.

Legend has it that its power is second to Mjonier.

Mjonier

Miljioner

Mjionielr (I just gave up at this point)

(Damn it i can't spell.)
Important lesson no.1

Student A: Hey new guy. So this is 8745. He's like the worst teacher in the history of worst teachers.

New guy: I mean, he doesn't seem that bad right. You know, in primary school we used to-

8745: ALL OF YOU CUNTS FUCKING STAND UP CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!

New guy: Woah this dudde-

Student A: Shhhh he's gonna-

8745 throws 8744 at Student A's head and he disintegrates on spot. Then 8744 returns to his hand, like the classic Thor move.

8745: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA REMOVE ALL YOUR BALLS

---New guy shaking in fear---

And kids, that's why you don't talk in class.
8744 by JohnMakFan August 25, 2021
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
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