John R.'s definitions

precum

The pearlescent drop of cloudy sticky fluid that forms at the tip of the penis after visual or physical stimulation

"She had teased his cock for nigh on 20 minutes. Just before she began to suck him,she found a drop of precum oozing from his meatus.She licked it off with apparent relish and smiled up at him."

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick

by John R. December 8, 2003

omar the tentmaker

a reference to oversized clothing (usually on fat people)

her underwear must have been made by Omar the tentmaker.

she got that dress from Omar the tentmaker

by John R. December 9, 2003

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

by John R. December 8, 2003

blubberfuck

penetration sex with any woman over 190 pounds

She peeled her clothes off, I knew it wasn't love, but I'd never had a blubberfuck over my own 220 pounds so I did her.

by John R. January 2, 2004

blown

internal combustion engine with a "blower" fitted, that is, supercharged

Mad Max's INTERCEPTOR was blown.

by John R. January 2, 2004

ride

sexual intercourse with the female on top of the male (who lies on his back). The position is akin to her riding a bucking bronco.

She figures I'm a pretty good ride, she strips me, sucks my dick up hard, peels off her panties and straddles me. She guides me into her snatch, then rides me until either I cum or she cums and can't take the sensation anymore. If she comes first, then she finishes me with a hand job or she sucks me off.

by John R. January 2, 2004

count

misproninciation of "cunt"

She been scratchin' her count.

by John R. December 9, 2003