Definitions by John R.

mount 

(1) when a male animal moves on and into the female for mating.
(2) when the female animal moves onto the male penis for mating.

We drank, kissed, talked for 20 minutes. I kissed her again, then nuzzled her neck, brushing against her breasts. She complained ofbeing warm andpulled off her sweater. I undressed and asked her if she would join me in bed. She quickly stripped, lay down beside me, and pressed her tits and belly against me. Then she rolled onto her back, raised her knees off the bed, and I was finally able to mount her, ramming my cock deep into her vagina on the 4th thrust.

mount by John R. December 8, 2003

coconut milk 

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

coconut milk by John R. December 4, 2003

mutandine

"small underwear" in the Italian language. Such as a thong, bikini briefs.

As the wind lifted her skirt, I saw her mutandine (not to mention, her tampon string).

mutandine by John R. December 4, 2003

vampire's teabag 

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

vampire's teabag by John R. December 4, 2003

Snapdragon 

Overly effeminate homosexual.

This snapdragon was so desparate to sell me some bogus stock that he offered to smoke my white owl.

Snapdragon by John R. October 31, 2003

Los Osos 

Bearer bonds

Stock broker term for bogus bonds.

Los Osos by John R. October 31, 2003

cornhole

The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.

I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.

cornhole by John R. October 31, 2003