Los Osos

by John R. October 31, 2003
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count

misproninciation of "cunt"
She been scratchin' her count.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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reservoir tip

the closed end of a (male) condom; the diameter of the condom is greatly reduced for the last 1/2-to-3/4".This small chamber reduces the pressure of semen in the end of the condom, reducing the risk of the condom breaking.
She squashed the reservoir tip of the condom with her thumb and forefinger as she rolled the 'lube' onto his erect penis.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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Astroglide

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet
She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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Snapdragon

This snapdragon was so desparate to sell me some bogus stock that he offered to smoke my white owl.
by John R. October 31, 2003
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ride

sexual intercourse with the female on top of the male (who lies on his back). The position is akin to her riding a bucking bronco.
She figures I'm a pretty good ride, she strips me, sucks my dick up hard, peels off her panties and straddles me. She guides me into her snatch, then rides me until either I cum or she cums and can't take the sensation anymore. If she comes first, then she finishes me with a hand job or she sucks me off.
by John R. January 02, 2004
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Golden Shower

This is the act of where a gent urinates all over his girls body
"We were showering together when suddenly I had an intense desire to piss. She knelt before me, facing away from me but grasping my balls. I peed over her shoulders and down her back"
by John R. December 08, 2003
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