49 definitions by John R.

blubberfuck

penetration sex with any woman over 190 pounds

She peeled her clothes off, I knew it wasn't love, but I'd never had a blubberfuck over my own 220 pounds so I did her.

by John R. January 3, 2004

hand job

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)

She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.

by John R. January 3, 2004

joint

penis, male organ, cock

He slipped his joint into her.

He pulled down his pants and was waving his joint around.

by John R. January 2, 2004

pansy

a cute flower that looks like a face

She went to the garden to pick a bouquet of pansies.

by John R. December 9, 2003

Wind

to pass gas, to fart

I passed wind after eating too much uncooked cabbage.

by John R. December 9, 2003

ky

the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet

Back in the 60s my favourite night of the year was right after my wife had her Pap Smear done; the doctor lubricated the speculum with KY, and there was enuff left in her muff that I could just "glide til I cried"

by John R. December 9, 2003

tummy

that delicious curve below a woman's navel

Her tummy really turns me on since she started wearing low-cut briefs and no belt

by John R. December 9, 2003