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by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005
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Soon you'll realize that the pay in the tatoo parlor is not enough to support a human being, & shave that shit off.
Soon you'll realize that the pay in the tatoo parlor is not enough to support a human being, & shave that shit off.
by John Heinz Kerry April 12, 2005
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by John Heinz Kerry November 2, 2004
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Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
by John Heinz Kerry March 7, 2005
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