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A vehicle that takes an ebonics-speaking person to the hospital.
Pronounced "am-b-you-lance" by the English-speaking (read - "educated") world.
Pronounced "am-b-you-lance" by the English-speaking (read - "educated") world.
Tameka! We gots to get to the hospital! The amalance just camed and brang Jamaal and Dujuan ova dere.
by John Heinz Kerry January 19, 2006
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Get the guyliner mug.Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).
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