John Heinz Kerry's definitions
The "name" of Houston's newly transplanted MLS team. Officially qualifies as the stupidest, most idiotic, fucked-up name for a sports team in human history. 3 brain-damaged cavemen and a colony of ants could've come up with a better name.
The name ain't so great when it takes 30 minutes and a Texas history class to explain it.
The name ain't so great when it takes 30 minutes and a Texas history class to explain it.
by John Heinz Kerry January 26, 2006
Get the 1836mug. by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005
Get the celicamug. Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).
by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005
Get the stretched lobesmug. A pussy cover worn by Scottish "men." Reminds men who do not wear dresses why Scotland has never been a factor in any war since about 500 b.c.
by John Heinz Kerry August 21, 2006
Get the kiltmug. Gold or platinum diamond encrusted junk moon crickets put on their teefus. A guarantee that a person has more money than brains.
by John Heinz Kerry February 24, 2006
Get the grillzmug. by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005
Get the Anti-crime vaccinemug. Bob went for the courtesy flush after hearing the sporch, in order to avoid having to take the walk of shame.
by John Heinz Kerry November 12, 2004
Get the sporchmug.