Joel67's definitions

Penelope

A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.

Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."

by Joel67 January 3, 2008

AYAOTD

Extremely popular children's show of the 90's.

Very frightening, with excellent acting.

Beats the shit out of Goosebumps any day.

Boy 1: I accidentally soiled my pants last night after a petrifying episode of AYAOTD.

Boy 2: Man, me too.

by Joel67 May 5, 2005

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007

stadank

A term commonly used by R&B singer Jully Black to designate something that is super-stinky or super-bad.

Jully Black: "Boy, who died in yo house? It is stadank up in here!"

by Joel67 October 27, 2007

Boobah

Television show created after the creators of the show were most definately tripping on acid and other illegal substances.

Writer #1: "Hey, that's some good shit, yo."

Writer #2: "Why yes, these are some high quality substances, fo real."

Writer #1: "I believe now would be an opportune occasion to invent the "Boobahs." What do you think?"

Writer #2: (Passes out.)

by Joel67 August 26, 2005

David Suzuki

An excellent Canadian environmentalist, advocate for the Earth, very intelligent.

Without David Suzuki, we'd be totally screwed.

Yay, David!

by Joel67 April 22, 2005

Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 3, 2010