Joel67's definitions

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007

Goosebumps

Excellent book series of the 90's, (written by R.L. Stine,) which spawned a terribly mediocre television series under the same name.

"Ugh, change the channel, that dumb "Goosebumps" is on. I'd much rather enjoy the high-quality books."

by Joel67 May 5, 2005

Penelope

A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.

Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."

by Joel67 January 3, 2008

AYAOTD

Extremely popular children's show of the 90's.

Very frightening, with excellent acting.

Beats the shit out of Goosebumps any day.

Boy 1: I accidentally soiled my pants last night after a petrifying episode of AYAOTD.

Boy 2: Man, me too.

by Joel67 May 5, 2005

vag badge

A badge gay men can proudly wear, once they have had sexual experiences with women.

"Greg is such a flamer... He doesn't even have his vag badge!"

by Joel67 August 12, 2008

David Suzuki

An excellent Canadian environmentalist, advocate for the Earth, very intelligent.

Without David Suzuki, we'd be totally screwed.

Yay, David!

by Joel67 April 22, 2005

Oliver Twist

An epic novel from Charles Dickens.

When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.

by Joel67 April 20, 2005