Joel67's definitions

Arcade Fire

An extremely fucked up band out of Montreal.

"Goodness me, what is that fucked up song playing on the radio?"
"A bunch of crackheads who go by the name of "Arcade Fire." They're weird."

by Joel67 May 22, 2005

Oliver Twist

An epic novel from Charles Dickens.

When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.

by Joel67 April 20, 2005

Bodybreak

the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.

Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"

...BODYBREAK!!!

by Joel67 May 27, 2007

googel

What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.

"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."

by Joel67 April 9, 2006

charred eyebrows

What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.

Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."

Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."

by Joel67 October 27, 2007

Goosebumps

Excellent book series of the 90's, (written by R.L. Stine,) which spawned a terribly mediocre television series under the same name.

"Ugh, change the channel, that dumb "Goosebumps" is on. I'd much rather enjoy the high-quality books."

by Joel67 May 5, 2005

Penelope

A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.

Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."

by Joel67 January 3, 2008