Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.
Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.
Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
by Joel67 April 20, 2009
1. Something the popular cereal children's character Tony the Tiger would say to describe his cereal, Frosted Flakes, and all of its spinoffs, (i.e. Turboz.)
2. A very sarcastic remark after something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
2. A very sarcastic remark after something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
1. Tony: "Frosted Flakes, they're grrreat!"
2. Girl: Well, I think I can safely say that was the worst sex I've ever had.
Guy: Oh. Grrreat.
2. Girl: Well, I think I can safely say that was the worst sex I've ever had.
Guy: Oh. Grrreat.
by Joel67 December 12, 2005
by Joel67 December 12, 2005
by Joel67 September 11, 2005
Extremely popular children's show of the 90's.
Very frightening, with excellent acting.
Beats the shit out of Goosebumps any day.
Very frightening, with excellent acting.
Beats the shit out of Goosebumps any day.
Boy 1: I accidentally soiled my pants last night after a petrifying episode of AYAOTD.
Boy 2: Man, me too.
Boy 2: Man, me too.
by Joel67 May 06, 2005
A combination of the words "Thai" and "tacky," meaning when decorations in a Thai restaurant or other Thai setting are absolutely hideous.
by Joel67 March 04, 2006
Television show created after the creators of the show were most definately tripping on acid and other illegal substances.
Writer #1: "Hey, that's some good shit, yo."
Writer #2: "Why yes, these are some high quality substances, fo real."
Writer #1: "I believe now would be an opportune occasion to invent the "Boobahs." What do you think?"
Writer #2: (Passes out.)
Writer #2: "Why yes, these are some high quality substances, fo real."
Writer #1: "I believe now would be an opportune occasion to invent the "Boobahs." What do you think?"
Writer #2: (Passes out.)
by Joel67 July 29, 2005