Definitions by Joel67

charred eyebrows 

What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.

Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."

Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."

charred eyebrows by Joel67 October 27, 2007

stadank 

A term commonly used by R&B singer Jully Black to designate something that is super-stinky or super-bad.

Jully Black: "Boy, who died in yo house? It is stadank up in here!"

stadank by Joel67 October 27, 2007

Bodybreak 

the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.

Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"

...BODYBREAK!!!

Bodybreak by Joel67 May 27, 2007

mother effer 

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

mother effer by Joel67 May 8, 2007

skleeping 

A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.

Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"

Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."

skleeping by Joel67 April 14, 2006

thaiky 

A combination of the words "Thai" and "tacky," meaning when decorations in a Thai restaurant or other Thai setting are absolutely hideous.

"Ewww... This restaurant is SO thaiky."

Pronounced (tie-kee).

thaiky by Joel67 April 14, 2006

googel

What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.

"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."

googel by Joel67 April 9, 2006