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googel

What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.
"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."
by Joel67 April 9, 2006
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Goosebumps

Excellent book series of the 90's, (written by R.L. Stine,) which spawned a terribly mediocre television series under the same name.
"Ugh, change the channel, that dumb "Goosebumps" is on. I'd much rather enjoy the high-quality books."
by Joel67 May 5, 2005
mugGet the Goosebumpsmug.

thaiky

A combination of the words "Thai" and "tacky," meaning when decorations in a Thai restaurant or other Thai setting are absolutely hideous.
"Ewww... This restaurant is SO thaiky."

Pronounced (tie-kee).
by Joel67 April 14, 2006
mugGet the thaikymug.

foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
by Joel67 April 19, 2009
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skleeping

A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.
Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"

Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."
by Joel67 April 14, 2006
mugGet the skleepingmug.

Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.
Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.
by Joel67 December 3, 2010
mugGet the Twitter balancemug.

lahdy tahd

A rather plump or irrelevant tard, or tahd. Pronounced "loddy todd" in a HIGHLY sophisticated manner.
I gave chase to the lahdy tahd, and captured him with ease. They're not very quick on their feet.
by Joel67 May 5, 2005
mugGet the lahdy tahdmug.

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