David Suzuki

An excellent Canadian environmentalist, advocate for the Earth, very intelligent.
Without David Suzuki, we'd be totally screwed.

Yay, David!
by Joel67 April 22, 2005
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carpe dude'm

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.
Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?
by joel67 January 25, 2011
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muppetable

Someone who could easily be transformed into a muppet. Often someone with greatly exaggerated features, like crazy hair, a big nose, etc.
"With his huge nose and wild and crazy hair, Dave is quite muppetable."
by Joel67 November 24, 2007
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Oliver Twist

When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.
by Joel67 April 20, 2005
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foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
by Joel67 April 20, 2009
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stadank

A term commonly used by R&B singer Jully Black to designate something that is super-stinky or super-bad.
Jully Black: "Boy, who died in yo house? It is stadank up in here!"
by Joel67 October 12, 2007
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Gloria Gaynor Remix

An excellent remix by DJ Joel pertaining to staying strong after a tough break-up.
Lyrics from the Gloria Gaynor Remix : "Bitch! You ruined my life, so I killed yo mama!"
by Joel67 September 11, 2005
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