26 definitions by Joel67

Fucktacular

A totally sarcastic way of saying, "That's spectacular!"

A bird just pooped on my head and my jacket... Well this is simply fucktacular.

by Joel67 December 12, 2005

A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.

Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"

Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."

by Joel67 March 4, 2006

When one sleeps in and misses a class. Combination of the words "skipping" and "sleeping."

"Where the hell's Joey? He's not skleeping again, is he?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so, he stayed up quite late last night."

by Joel67 January 17, 2006

A rather plump or irrelevant tard, or tahd. Pronounced "loddy todd" in a HIGHLY sophisticated manner.

I gave chase to the lahdy tahd, and captured him with ease. They're not very quick on their feet.

by Joel67 May 6, 2005

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 1, 2010