Race Nod

A specific variation of a "Nod Of Acknowledgement" between two minorities of the same race. A Race Nod is exchanged between two persons of similar ethnicity, amongst a dominant population of a different ethnicity. No words will be spoken.
Scenario #1: "JD gave Dwight a Race Nod at the Korean wedding, as they were the only white dudes there."

Scenario #2: "JD's wife gave Dwight's wife a Race Nod, as they were the only Koreans at the Heavy Metal concert."

Scenario #3: "Leroy and Sun Yee both exchanged Race Nods with Punjab and Sheniqua at the mall, because they were the only mixed couples in the building."
by JizzleDizzle October 26, 2005
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Black Lobster

A place where people go to eat seafood, that has a neon sign out front that reads "Red Lobster", which is populated by an inordinant number of African Americans dressed in their finest attire.
"Hmmm, it's Father's Day and I'm in the mood for an Ultimate Feast... let's go to Black Lobster!"
by JizzleDizzle September 07, 2005
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balls naked

Really naked. Completely naked. With no clothes on. Not even Jewelry.
"I walked into the kitchen and found Hobe eating chinese peas with no clothes on. He wasn't even wearing a fig leaf! He was Balls Naked."
by JizzleDizzle September 22, 2005
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yabadabadoo

To leave work early, disregarding the status of any project that is currently needing attention. The employee's escape is similar to Fred sliding down the dinosaur's tail in the opening credits of The Flintstones.
"It's 11:59AM on Friday, and Bob already yabadabadooed, in spite of the entire mainframe being down. How 'bout that Bob."
by JizzleDizzle September 20, 2005
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shop

To "borrow" permanently from a sibling. Derived from the appearance of a sibling strolling through your closet or CD/DVD collection, looking at all the merchandise, placing selected items into their virtual shopping cart, saying "hey, can I borrow this shirt, your Abbey Road CD, and The Matrix?", and never returning any of the items, causing you to eventually steal back all your stuff next Thanksgiving.
"Hey hon, let's watch The Matrix tonight."

"We can't."

"Why?"

"Because my brother shopped for it about six months ago."
by JizzleDizzle September 22, 2005
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itchy lot

Amusement park (or theme park) parking lot lingo to describe the horrific realization that you've forgotten where you parked your car. Originates from the Simpsons episode where they go to Itchy & Scratchy Land, 'The Violentest Place On Earth', where Homer says "Remember... we parked in the Itchy Lot", and the camera pulls back to reveal that there are only two lots, the Itchy Lot and the Scratchy Lot, each filled with 50,000 cars.
...walking out of Giants Stadium after the Metallica concert...

"Hey that was a great show! Uh-oh, where did we park?"

"I think we're in the Itchy Lot"
by JizzleDizzle May 23, 2006
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weedy-weeds

What your clueless mother calls marijuana.
(after discovering a pipe in the shape of a frog that was left on the kitchen counter by that jackass from the party last night) "Johnson! Are you doing weedy-weeds?"
by JizzleDizzle July 20, 2008
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