Definitions by Jimmy Smith

quigloo 

In igloo warmed by the queefs of its occupants.

This quigloo sure is cozy and smells great.

quigloo by Jimmy Smith October 21, 2021

life 

life is the ability to feel, the ability to know, the ability to move, the ability to speak out.

really, to tell the truith, life IS

life by Jimmy Smith June 25, 2005

keith moon 

2 words, "A legend!", no, really, once drummer for the who, but died in new york 3 1/2 months after a reenactment gig they did for "the kids are alright" in 1979. this man was also crazy, I mean crazy, this is the sort of guy who threw cherry bombs down upon police officers from his hotel room window, and once, in Saskatoon, Canada, got so bored he resorted to chopping ALL his hotel furniture into kindling.

Keith Moon! I salute you!

keith moon by jimmy smith May 10, 2005

skate 

to be a complete dickhead, and ruin all bmxers fun at skateparks with the whole "I'ts called a skatepark for a reason" bullshit

Dickhead: lets go skate!
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)

skate by jimmy smith May 6, 2005

neegah 

this man (or dickhead as it would seem)is a discrace to the name jimmy smith, I am the real Jimmy smith!!! bow before my might!!!

the jimmy smith who came up with neegah is a complete wanker and an imposter, I am the real jimmy smith!!!

neegah by jimmy smith April 28, 2005

marbarian

thay say hes realy *fag* good

marbarian sings that song by those guys, that goes: "i'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm addicted to poo"

marbarian by jimmy smith April 25, 2005

act of God 

something that tosser insurance companys use, so you can't sue some corporation because there was an accident with a man made object, that was caused by a natural event, so say, a mudslide pushes your poorly constructed house over, along with another 200 peoples, nobady can sue the builders because they didn't cause the mudslide. widely documented in the fictional movie with billy connoly, "the man who sued god" about a man whose bat is destroyed when lightning strikes it, and sets off to sue the insurance company, then, after discovering about the act of god rule, goes and sues god...

my car was hit by a weakly cemented signpost during gale force winds, and I can't sue the fucking council because it's an act of god dammit!

act of God by jimmy smith April 11, 2005