JimBob's definitions

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Servalone

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

diti muff

an EXTREMELY hairy cunt or beaver. so hairy that it seems to defy the laws of physics. this term cannot be used loosely.

omfg did u see the diti muff on that heffer?

by jimbob February 15, 2003

hot karl

see hirby

i gave a hot karl to hirby

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Booze

what you drink when you are sad, a loser, bored, drunk, upset, mad at the world, or just feel like making the world go round.

I drink booze because it makes the world go round.

by jimbob September 11, 2003

Fritherized

The impersonation of the mighty frith by dropping,tripping,spilling or breaking.

Wax?....what WAX!!!

by jimbob December 20, 2003

Boozer

a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.

i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.

by jimbob September 11, 2003