JimBob's definitions

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

koskesh

One who owns ho's. A ho regulator. Literally a pussy puller.
Also a derogatory word meaning pimp

did you see that koskesh pimp slap that gende?

by jimbob December 26, 2003

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003

strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high

Top thrill dragster at Cedar Point

by Jimbob January 9, 2005

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

ACS

AC schnitzer... best aftermarket company EVAR!!!

by jimbob February 15, 2003

chin nuts

the act of having a cock in yo mouf

i gave maria some good chin nuts last night.

by jimbob November 15, 2002