JimBob's definitions

dipan

A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.

oi you are such a dipan, you should be shot

by JimBob December 25, 2003

Fritherized

The impersonation of the mighty frith by dropping,tripping,spilling or breaking.

Wax?....what WAX!!!

by jimbob December 20, 2003

Random bloody stone

Er like pretty much just bits of stone of differing size/shapes and colours (hence random) used for the creation of small wells.

Lets go to homebase for some random stone.

by jimbob December 20, 2003

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

pickleweasel

a moose that looks like a) a wild mountain pickle or b) a evil mung pickle.

the pickleweasel garumphed over the shazwar

by Jimbob December 10, 2003

not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 2, 2003

Dacto

a black person.

hey hirby, check out that dirty dacto over thur.

by jimbob November 17, 2003