80 definitions by JimBob

atomic wedgie

a super wedgie where the goal is to actually get the underpants over the head.

w0w check out senor lopez's atomic wedgie!!! that must have hurt!

by JimBob February 27, 2003

horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

by JimBob August 30, 2004

ADDERLEY

A jizz receptacle. Similar in size and shape to a wizards sleeve. Smells a bit like Grimsby when the boat comes in.

"pass the Adderley old chap! I do appear to be cumming again"

by JimBob March 24, 2004

adderley

One who can do balloon- modelling with the inside of one's throat. A massive asset at childrens parties and in the bedroom. Usually Kingstanding females possess this talent, but it has been known for more men to be born with this amazing gene.

"look, another Adderley! Mummy's made a little balloon doggy. Isn't Mummy clever!!"

by JimBob January 29, 2004

forn

some faggy ass bastard not from my small corner of the globe

dat dere towel wearin fag is from some forn country

by JimBob September 16, 2003

Boozer

a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.

i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.

by JimBob September 11, 2003

minge

a big hairy hole we all pass on the way to the light. also known as : bearded axe wound, flangita, pussy, cunt, ewoks nest

your mums got a saggy minge

by JimBob April 17, 2004