A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"
Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.
Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.
by jim July 08, 2004
A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.
You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
by Jim March 06, 2005
She is very jangz!!!!!
by Jim January 21, 2005
Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.
That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.
Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.
That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.
They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.
Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.
That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.
They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.
by Jim April 15, 2005
The Family- You pledge loyalty to it at all times. This version of the family is not your mom dad cousin aunt uncles. Its a protective crime family.
by Jim April 18, 2005
A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.
by Jim October 02, 2005