JiM's definitions

lunkee

n. the fecal matter of a human. v. the act of excreting fecal matter.

that lunkee clogged the toilet.

after i ate mexican, i lunkeed.

by jim August 29, 2004

CAPSLOCK

The key on your keyboard bellow tab (usually). A favourite among AOL users and outwar fans. If CAPSLOCK is on all your letters will be capitols.

0u7\/\//-\R@/-\01.com: OMFGIMSO1337ROFLOLOLOLO

by Jim April 16, 2004

limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

by Jim November 27, 2004

Hebro

The hairstyle naturally assumed by the kinky hair of certain people of Jewish extraction.

That Dustin Diamond has the biggest hebro I've ever seen.

by Jim May 30, 2004

b.o.b.

B.O.B. = Big Old Bird

A polite term used by a man to describe a fat girl as it's better than calling them a chunk.

Two mates are having a beer in a pub and a fat girl walks past....
Rich: I don't fancy yours much mate.
Alan: Yeah you're right buddy, she's a B.O.B. - a big old bird!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Kitesurfing

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

by Jim November 26, 2004

lock

Something generally used to keep something safe from idiots who don't know how to pick it. Generally quite simple to pick. (See shim, lockpick)

You really think that lock will keep your bike safe?

by Jim September 28, 2003