Jesus's definitions

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 9, 2003

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 16, 2003

CAWG

An acronym that stands for Cackling Aloud With Gusto

After John tripped and landed in the deep fryer we were all CAWG

by Jesus September 17, 2003

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003

GGJRDIH

The acronym for Gotta Go, John Rhys-Davies Is Here

Sorry, GGJRDIH

by Jesus September 17, 2003

SWBSMC

Sorry, Was Busy Shining My Cape

SWBSMC so I didn't see your messages

by Jesus September 17, 2003

TCHBP

That Clown Has Bell's Palsy!

TCHBP. (The definition is sufficient for the example)

by Jesus September 17, 2003