Jesus's definitions

Christ_Omega

the Official name and alias for the one true god who walks the earth creating chaos and spitting blood from his snout.

*omg its Christ_Omega!! run!!!*

by Jesus April 14, 2005

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

rasich

1. Closet homosexual who could get laid by almost any female were it not for his strong desire for male genitalia in his trachea.

2. Queer Nazi.

3. Complex sexual manuever involving a gay and homosexual man.

Stop being a Rasich!

That's so Rasich, you fag.

Mom...Dad...I think I'm a Rasich.

by Jesus April 16, 2005

Black_Raven

Age 15 as of October 14 2003 he has been spotted on AIM disguised as EpitaphPunk117 he is sotted often on irc on chatspike he is quite funny but extremley dangerouse however he cant spell but is handsome

<Black_Raven> theres a good chance i will be seeing boobs friday
*cab86 bows

by Jesus December 12, 2003

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005