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the gunisher

A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment
by jesus May 15, 2004
mugGet the the gunishermug.

browner

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.
A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!
by jesus March 25, 2004
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Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.
I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?
by jesus March 18, 2005
mugGet the Free Ipodsmug.

ass ninja

by Jesus June 6, 2003
mugGet the ass ninjamug.

ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.
A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an
by Jesus January 8, 2005
mugGet the ja-fake-anmug.

clicker

The instrument of choice for easy channel changing, usually weilded by the "Cable Nazi."
"wer ist die clicka?"
by Jesus January 17, 2003
mugGet the clickermug.

runescape

Best Online free game in the world... can be quite addicting in fact you might find urself playing more than u eat or sleep such as a certain someone thats #1 on the high scores list
"hey Todd.. wanna play some football"

"no thanks.. i think i'm going to play runescape all day"
by Jesus May 13, 2005
mugGet the runescapemug.

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