Jesus's definitions

big hat, no cattle

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.

by Jesus March 29, 2004

NOFX

the best band of all time.

NOFX kicks ass

by jesus June 26, 2004

zucchini

Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's

Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)

by Jesus May 13, 2005

DT

Deepthroat, when your bitch gives you head

Hey kelly your a DT

by JESUS April 26, 2003

Boohbah

Somebody who likes to hypnotize and touch children.

That boohbah is sclass'ing some corpses

by Jesus November 8, 2004

niggaonatuesday

means wtf(What The Fuck). people like sancho say this all the time.

That's like a niggaonatuesday

by JESUS July 10, 2004

well care

A saying/phrase, used in britain (mainly the rhyl area), which is not technically accurate, but hilarious nontheless. Used in a sarcastic manner, basically means that you 'well care', thereby exclaming the fact that you do not care.

Me: Dan you knob jockey!
Dan: Well care

by Jesus February 28, 2004