Jesus's definitions

gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.

So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!

by jesus January 12, 2004

care

Something i do.

oh mate, well care

by Jesus March 22, 2004

Fattis

Super Long Shlong

OMG! Look at that Fattis!

by Jesus June 27, 2003

Lucky Strike

The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

Filters are for pussies.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

heymish

one of the elite few; used to describe the "best in the business"

by Jesus March 10, 2003

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003

pixies

the best band ever

the pixies are the shiznit

by Jesus June 14, 2003