Deemed Noisy Morons With Noisy Cars Society by the Association of People Who Don’t Care What Letters in Acronyms Stand For
Stupid RICERS
by
Jesus
September 17, 2003
riot grrl was a musical feminist movent.. sorta. that came out with bands like the amazing Bikini Kill,L7 etc..
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "RIOT GIRL" which is a fucking song by good charlotte or something.
those riot grrls would kick your ass for saying that steve
by
Jesus
December 17, 2003
Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.
I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?
any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.
Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.
In the morning, after a guy fucks a hot bitch, he walks home feeling proud of his accomplishment.
"The girl was like, 'But I love you,' and I was like 'Laaate.' Then I took the walk of fame home because I hit that shit up good.
giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.
(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing
by
jesus
November 24, 2003
