Jesus's definitions

half quarter

One half quarter ounce of weed.

28.2 grams / 8

3.5-3.6 grams.

Typically 35$, a hookup is $25.

Yo throw me a half quarter for 25$

by jesus November 9, 2004

2012

the year the chiness invade europe

in 2012 the red army takes other the world.

by jesus June 26, 2004

Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!

by Jesus October 4, 2003

fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.

I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight

by jesus March 25, 2004

Lost In Translation

An incredibly written and directed movie with brilliant acting that, unfortunately, some Philistines can't appreciate.

Lost In Translation is one of the most moving films ever made.

by Jesus March 24, 2004

the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

by Jesus February 23, 2004