256 definitions by Jesus

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.
Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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A Flipping Flaming Queer. We made it up at CKJH and it has taken the world by storm.
That's kid's such a gage.
Dude! you just touched me in the gage.
by Jesus March 15, 2005
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v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.
Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.
by Jesus June 18, 2004
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n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.
Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!
by JESUS April 14, 2005
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