Jesus's definitions

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Forum Nazi

See cocksucker.

by Jesus January 17, 2003