Jesus's definitions

schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

by Jesus April 29, 2004

gunishment

A mixture of gun and punishment, forming the type of punishment with the word punishment.

Man, these people dont just need punishment... they need gunishment

by jesus April 25, 2004

hawt

In the late 1940's and early 1950's "hawt" was an acronym for "having a wonderful time." It was eventually stolen by scenester fucks to mean,"sexy" or "attractive" because of the downfall of american youth.

How are you doing today?
I'm HAWT, darling, thank you.

by JESUS March 14, 2004