carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 06, 2003

durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

by Jesus January 18, 2003

wtf

abbreviation for what the fuck?

"aypa"
"wtf?!"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

Gaytto

ghetto , gay
Combonation of Gay and Ghetto, used by wiggas

Thats fuckin' gaytto!
This is some gaytto shit, son.

by Jesus July 31, 2004

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 17, 2003

500

Mercedes Benz S500 - Luxury Car

"Sittin' in my 500 on 20's sittin' low..." ~Ginuwine

by Jesus December 03, 2004

The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

by Jesus August 16, 2004