Jesus's definitions

hispandex

1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person

1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

muthafizzle

twat face

muthafizzle is a twat face

by Jesus April 28, 2004

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

richmond college

One of the shittest places ever, filled with twats (apart from Perry ) esher is better and the girls are buff.

"i go to richmond"
!Quick let's jump the fucker!"

by jesus February 17, 2004

browner

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.

A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!

by jesus March 25, 2004

the gunisher

A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment

well care

by jesus May 15, 2004

Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005