Jesus's definitions

ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.

A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an

by Jesus January 8, 2005

fug

God's gift to the world.

Oh my Fug!

Fug damnit!!

by Jesus January 17, 2005

fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

by Jesus January 19, 2005

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

mushole

A term for a person, can be used insultingly or affectionally

That kid is such a f*cking mushole!(insult)

Ah,your such a mushole sometimes!!(affectionately)

by Jesus January 30, 2005

j0of

A god of Australia, Worshiped by most.

That was so cool j0of would of been proud

by Jesus February 3, 2005

Internet explorer

See shit. Only function in life to be used to Download a new Browser & OS.

"I have to go take an IE."

by Jesus February 7, 2005