Jesus's definitions

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

h4x012

"Haxor". the elite gamer. see also "leet". where 4 stands for A, 0 stands for O and 12 stands for R. In the gaming world, it seems proper to use as few letters as possible and replace them with numbers or punctuations

I R A 1337 H4X012! $Uc|< IT!

by Jesus November 26, 2003

filmbox

A box of films so bad that you shit in it

Wow that lord of the rings collectors edition is now a filmbox!

by jesus July 13, 2003

half quarter

One half quarter ounce of weed.

28.2 grams / 8

3.5-3.6 grams.

Typically 35$, a hookup is $25.

Yo throw me a half quarter for 25$

by jesus November 9, 2004

2012

the year the chiness invade europe

in 2012 the red army takes other the world.

by jesus June 26, 2004

Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!

by Jesus October 4, 2003