Jesus's definitions

gage

A Flipping Flaming Queer. We made it up at CKJH and it has taken the world by storm.

That's kid's such a gage.
Dude! you just touched me in the gage.

by Jesus May 13, 2005

jaggot

A name given to a word which is a mixture of two insults to create another (e.g. smacktard). Named so after the creation of the word, this word became a common name for words used in a similair way. See Jagon and faggot

Smacktard is a form of jaggotry.

Steve is a jaggot.

by Jesus April 23, 2004

bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 13, 2004

O.p.p.

Other Peoples Property!
as the song goes...

Ya down wit OPP? Yeah you know me.

by Jesus August 11, 2004

your my boy bobby!

Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke

1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys"
2)
Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!"
This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way.

by Jesus April 15, 2004

j0of

A god of Australia, Worshiped by most.

That was so cool j0of would of been proud

by Jesus February 3, 2005

pawnd

A stupid variation of the word pwned, coined by h4x0rs mainly spending their lives on a chat/file sharing program called KDX.

A worthless term.

Me: Holy Jesus Christ, Rebecca is fucking FAT.
h4x0r: PAWND!

by Jesus September 27, 2004