Jesus's definitions

re up

To go out and replenish your drug supply.

"We've only got a little bud left, but we're about to go re up."

by Jesus November 2, 2003

krandel

n.1. a word used to distinquish any person, place, or thing, and a possible expression, reation, question, or answer to a question. 2. A small midwestern mammal with furry feet, razor sharp claws/teeth, and psychokinetic powers. v.1. to make human contact in any possible fashion.
Krandeling, Krandeld, Krandels.

N. The small Krandel jumped up and bit his krandel. V. Betty krandled Jon's Chub(see Chub)

by Jesus August 2, 2003

Pajuo

Persona estupida, torpe o de reaccion lenta.

"No seas pajuo", "Te caistes por pajuo", "Apurate pajuo"

by Jesus November 29, 2003

triple s

These kids don't know what a "triple s" is. They have define "The 3 S's". What triple s really means is "She Sucks Standing", meant for a short girl giving head.

Yo, I picked up this triple s last night, it was the first time in a year I haven't heard a girl complain about my carpet burning her knees.

by Jesus January 11, 2004

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

yomofo

Combination of the terms yo, as a greeting, and mofo, in one word. Not necessarily an insult, often used as a greeting to a long term friend similarly to nigga, though it can be a weak insult when applied to a stranger or enemy.

"Yomofo, howz it hangin?"
"Yomofo, get off ma turf!"

by jesus April 9, 2005

WITFITS

Common acronym for “What In The Fuck Is This Shit”

Buddy1 sends naked pics of 80 year old man!

Buddy 2 response - WITFITS

by Jesus February 9, 2005