Jesus's definitions

cheeks 4

The funniest porno ever

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"

by Jesus June 6, 2003

fuckshitup

A parting comment designed to give good luck.

"I'm gonna go demand my dollar back for this shitty hamburger."
"Yo, fuckshitup."

by Jesus December 3, 2003

hrmia

a minor hernia

dude, im having a hrmia

by jesus December 11, 2003

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

richmond college

One of the shittest places ever, filled with twats (apart from Perry ) esher is better and the girls are buff.

"i go to richmond"
!Quick let's jump the fucker!"

by jesus February 17, 2004

muthafizzle

twat face

muthafizzle is a twat face

by Jesus April 28, 2004

chatwhore

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.

Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.

by jesus May 27, 2004