Jesus's definitions

banished

Something to tell people when they piss you off.

Mitch: What have you been doing today joe?
Joe: I've been doing your mum
Mitch: hahahahaha...
Joe: banished

by jesus April 25, 2004

runescape

Best Online free game in the world... can be quite addicting in fact you might find urself playing more than u eat or sleep such as a certain someone thats #1 on the high scores list

"hey Todd.. wanna play some football"

"no thanks.. i think i'm going to play runescape all day"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

pixies

the best band ever

the pixies are the shiznit

by Jesus June 14, 2003

pad

Ryan Nelis' Hair style!

Wow I hate people with PADS!

by Jesus April 23, 2003

cute

Elton John, an affectionate bitch

"elton john is cute"
"we know jesus, we know."

by jesus April 25, 2003

bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.

N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...

by Jesus August 8, 2004