Jeff D's definitions

TV Dinner

1) Getting head while watching TV

2) Giving head while the TV is on

3) see "hungryman"

I enjoyed a great TV Dinner while watching the game.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

bungtongue

When your tongue gets tired or sore from licking asshole. ie- Like if you eat too much peanut butter too fast.

"I was eating her ass but ended up with a case of bungtongue."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

Deletionary

To delete unwanted words from urban dictionary due to their hurtful and mean spirited nature.

Jeff used his deletionary privilege to remove unwanted words that were rightfully urban thumbs down.....

by Jeff D February 16, 2006

Brappy

Combined and condensed for "Broke & Happy"

Most of those white trash folks living in Bisbee, AZ. seem to be quite brappy, but certainly not all of them.

by Jeff D July 28, 2004

Obsassed

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.

That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.

by Jeff D August 5, 2005