Definitions by Jeff D

Pantificate 

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.

Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.

Pantificate by Jeff D June 14, 2004

Cuntfident 

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.

Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.

Cuntfident by Jeff D February 18, 2004

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

Proctodentalogist by Jeff D April 24, 2003

Blew Chip 

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.

Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.

Blew Chip by Jeff D April 24, 2003

brownoser 

1) Someone who sucks up to another to gain favor but is generally insincere in their presentation.

2) someone that literally sticks their face into another ass and probably even submits to a "dirty sanchez" from time to time.

See "tongue in cheek"

She is obviously a brownoser considering the shit all over her face.

brownoser by Jeff D April 23, 2003

Shrug 

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

Shrug by Jeff D April 23, 2003

one nighter 

Picking up a chick for sex and then dumping her right after you give her your "ghost"

See "humpty dumpty"

one nighter by Jeff D April 22, 2003