Jeff's definitions

leet

Short for elite, leet represents exactly what elite stands for and more. Confined to mainly hard-core gamer use.

Damn, that kid is leet.

by Jeff April 15, 2004

Scan your tits

Scan ur boobies you forum whore

smackbabe

by Jeff August 22, 2003

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

roxors my boxors

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.

Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?

by Jeff July 16, 2003

Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away

<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish

by Jeff December 14, 2003

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004

double duce

1)The most convienient way to flip someone the bird when wearing boxing gloves. Other methods (behind the back, around the world.)
2)Strongbad's favorite way to flip someone the bird

*POOSHFFFFF* The Double Duce!

by Jeff September 11, 2003