deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.

"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"

by Jeff May 26, 2004

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schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 11, 2004

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San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 05, 2004

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Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away

<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish

by Jeff December 14, 2003

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Yettles

1.) The words of a confused dutch boy talking about the delicious treat "Yodels" made by Drakes Cakes.

2.) Something that you ask if Nabisco makes during a prank phonecall.

"¿What the fuck are yettles?"

by Jeff June 20, 2004

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