Jeff's definitions

barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004

GM

Any of a line of engineering abortions produced for the last hundred years or so. Similar to a medieval torture device, but without the quality. Any automobile belonging to the fecal genus.

My GM is such a steaming pile of feces, I can't bring my self to spend $10 on a car wash.
or
How unusual, there is a GM that still runs.

by Jeff March 12, 2004

redneck

a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.

hank hill and con from king of the hill show

by jeff January 23, 2005

Gold

A shiny metal

I love Gooollllldd!

by Jeff October 3, 2002

Chub-Chub

The act of sneezing into anothers anus.

Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

towardex

High Quality Service. Top of the line Hosting, and amazing customer service.

God Damn, Towardex makes my day.

by Jeff May 3, 2003

doggie

mans best friend

I love my doggie

by Jeff November 28, 2003