Jeff's definitions
by Jeff August 31, 2004
Get the plootemug. 
1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.
2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.
v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
Get the Suck at lifemug. The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:
Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
by Jeff September 23, 2004
Get the spongmonkeymug. StrongSad,"Each day we die a little more..." He stuff like that and he has a sad high pitched voice.
by Jeff November 4, 2003
Get the StrongSadmug. by Jeff October 8, 2003
Get the the birds and the beesmug. A great game played with a frisbee invented by Joel Silver and Buzzy Hellring at Columbia High School in Maplewood, NJ in 1968.
by Jeff April 8, 2003
Get the ultimate frisbeemug.