Jeff's definitions

umm

Yes
No
Maybe
Definitely
Definitely not
I agree
Of course I am listening, darling
Ooh that feels good
Ouch that hurts

by jeff May 4, 2003

Grimace

The face made buy a guy when a girl "accidently" uses her teeth.

Dude, sally made me grimace the other day, and I wanted to cry

by Jeff January 13, 2004

Abortion

What right-wing republican dumbasses think is legalized murder.

republican- "Pray to stop abortion"
me- "Go preach at church"

by Jeff January 12, 2007

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak

Klingon for: today is a good day to die

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak, muther fucker

by Jeff May 15, 2004

emu

a Kevinism. n. an emo

Dude that guys a fuckin emu.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 17, 2004

carbunk

Comparative form of bunk. Also originated in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

See also: bunk, carbunktated

Bill Clinton's hummer in the White House is more than bunk, but less than carbunktated, so it's carbunk.

by Jeff April 19, 2004