Jeff's definitions

K.I. Rippin

To unleash hell on those that oppose you

Dirty South Krucial Insanity

Did you hear about that fight Anthony had...He was K.I. Rippin

by Jeff June 5, 2004

Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

by jeff May 13, 2005

bust a cap

To fire a gun (military slang from the days of percussion cap and ball firearms before the manufacture of individual cartidges consisting of a metal casing holding a bullet, gunpowder and a primer that fired when struck by a firing pin or hammer.)

We heard some people busting caps a couple of klicks up the trail.

by jeff August 13, 2004

Free Mandela

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.

"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."

by Jeff February 15, 2005

snoogling

Men sword fighting each other with their genitalia.

David and Kyle are fond of snoogling each other in Kyle's office during breaks.

by jeff November 16, 2004

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

reasil

Noun
1. An extremely deformed and rabid breed of mammal, known to live underground, frequently below objects yellow in color.
2. A retarded dinosaur.
3. One hell of a screenname.
4. Somebody that really likes yellow.
Adj.
1. Of a retarded, deformed, or mutated state.
2. Incredibly stupid. Incredibly.

Noun: "Oh man, theres a friggin huge reasil under my fridge, dude!" "Is your fridge yellow?" "Well... yeah..." "You had it coming then."
Adj.
"Dude, your house is hella reasil. Why does it have to be so reasil all the time? You really need to fix this place up."

by Jeff October 26, 2003