Jeff's definitions

barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

by jeff July 18, 2003

GM

Any of a line of engineering abortions produced for the last hundred years or so. Similar to a medieval torture device, but without the quality. Any automobile belonging to the fecal genus.

My GM is such a steaming pile of feces, I can't bring my self to spend $10 on a car wash.
or
How unusual, there is a GM that still runs.

by Jeff March 12, 2004

killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.

Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!

by jeff August 7, 2004

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.

The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

mmmable

jewels cj - she's a superstar

jewels, you're so mmmable

by jeff May 28, 2003

nitrox

A mixture of nitrogren and oxegyn that you would breathe if you were to go scuba diving below a certain depth

NITROX!!!! its yummy to breathe!

by Jeff February 4, 2004