Jeff's definitions

Grundlebraider

One who braids abnormally long grundle hair (nifkin or taint hair.)

After receiving a pony tail instead of a french braid, jaay went back to his neighborhood grundlebraider and demanded his money back.

by Jeff September 1, 2003

poop cycling

An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.

Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

w00t w00t

A Yankees fanboy and bandwagonner that is so starved for attention that he doesn't care that even Yankees fans want him to shut up.

w00t w00t: OMG the Yankees are teh greatest team ever and Boston is a bunch of whiny crybabies who can't win a world series! Who's your daddy?
Yankees Fan: You make me ashamed to be a fan of the Yankees

by Jeff October 14, 2004

tatties

The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.

"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"

"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"

by Jeff April 15, 2005

Shake and Blake

New Jersey's premier flag football team.

Explosive offense, stifling defense? Only one team comes to mind - Shake and Blake!

by Jeff May 15, 2003

Pawnch

v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.

"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."

by Jeff February 18, 2004

apcn

Ass Packing Camper Noob

OMFG you APCN

by Jeff April 11, 2004