Jeff's definitions

xeroxed

Intoxicated

I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.

by Jeff July 18, 2003

kelp

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.

by Jeff July 25, 2003

backyard

slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

That man has a huge backyard; his tailor must be rich!

by Jeff July 24, 2003

Breasticals

Ones breast looks like testicals.

That fucking kid has breasticals!

by Jeff March 20, 2005

Dita Von Teese

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.

Cover of Playboy 2002.

by Jeff March 15, 2004

trick-off

Taking care of personal on the down low, when you should be doing other things.

Mike should have been at work, but he was tricking off at the mall.

by Jeff December 18, 2003

Eh! Steve!

A guy who appears at least once in every episode of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes to deliver his catchphrase, "Eh! Steve!" Constantly chased by the wheelchair.

"Eh! Steve!"
"I'll get you one day Eh! Steve! If it's the last thing i ev'r DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by Jeff June 12, 2003