Jeff's definitions

drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

by Jeff December 20, 2004

Brittilicious

Compound term: "Britt" + "Delicious" -- A quality or condition embodying a unique savory aspect derivative of the imput or influence of Britt herself.

That story was a ficticious, Brittilicious, creation.

Those brownies were Brittilicious.

by Jeff February 13, 2005

Yettles

1.) The words of a confused dutch boy talking about the delicious treat "Yodels" made by Drakes Cakes.

2.) Something that you ask if Nabisco makes during a prank phonecall.

"¿What the fuck are yettles?"

by Jeff June 20, 2004

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004

Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away

<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish

by Jeff December 14, 2003

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

Metal Slug

n.
1. Possibly the greatest 2D side-scroller of all time. Released by SNK back in 1996, the series is currently in it's fifth arcade incaranation with two other versions for the Neo Geo Pocket and one for mobile phones.

Also is being used as a theme for a series of Pachinko machines being produced by SNK.

2. The Super Vehicle 001; resembles a cartoonish mini-tank. Has the untanklike power to hop, and is armed with two mini-vulcan guns and a large caliber tank cannon, which can be armed with H.E. and Armor Piercing Rounds.

"Metal Slug > Gunstar Heroes."
"Metal Slug Attack!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004