Jeff's definitions

boontang

A homosexual man’s derogatory term for the brown love hole (aka: anus; rectum; wormhole). Boontang is a modification from the Latin word “Poontang” and is influenced by the recent “Politically Correct” movement.

Patrick: “Wow, look at that meat popsicle!”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”

by Jeff April 5, 2005

chillaxin

chillin and relaxing simultaneously

Me and my crew were just chillaxin at my house while sippin on some brewskis.

by jeff July 14, 2003

Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 26, 2005

Mudpack

Fecal matter smeared around the anus preventing further matter from passing.

jaay woke up one day with such a seriuos mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure causing his eyes to tear up.

by Jeff September 14, 2003

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003

mks

Short for marcus
He's a jew

mks is a kid I know. He's jewish.

by Jeff February 20, 2004

yo papa

Term used to downgradingly define the person that owns or pwns you.

Don't even try to start shit with me dawg, I'm yo papa.

by Jeff November 30, 2003