402 definitions by Jeff

tatties

The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.

"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"

"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"

by Jeff April 15, 2005

fireass

a red headed person, whom logically has red hair on their ass as well.

Look at that fireass over there. Scorching everything he sits on.

by Jeff March 6, 2005

hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 18, 2004

bastoy

to baste someone in the ass of a turkey when you are high on crack

look at that bastoy boy son of a bitched apple

by Jeff February 10, 2004

Dully

Person of south Asian decent (India/pakistan), Often found drivin min cabs

Sanj is a dully man!

Rohit is a dully gal!

by Jeff October 29, 2004

Headstop

The act of grabbing on to her ears to stop her from giving you head, as to move on to better things.

I had to use the "Headstop" maneuver on her so her girl friend could have a chance.

by Jeff September 16, 2004

fuckus

The act of causing a fucking ruckus (fuk-us)

The bitch caused a FUCKUS in Staples before I shot her in her vag with a potatoe gun.

by Jeff April 26, 2005