Jeff's definitions

ignospeach

Speaking or voicing an opinion about something you know nothing about.

See also ingoramous or bullshit artist.

When you are asked if an electric motor is and induction motor you say "yes it's all ball bearings".

by Jeff February 16, 2005

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

flungacha

A person who consumes his own fecal matter.

Verb : That shit eater flungachas all day

Noun : Don't eat that shitwhat are you a flungacha

by Jeff November 9, 2003

duff

Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.

1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.

by Jeff October 21, 2004

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

Goosin

someone who's just rippin.

Just fuckin goosin it!

(in a vehicle)

by jeff August 22, 2003

Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.

adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.

by Jeff October 26, 2004