Jeff's definitions

tatties

The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.

"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"

"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"

by Jeff April 15, 2005

cutty

Close friend, confidante, bosom buddy.

Yo cutty, thanks fo watchin my back.

by Jeff November 2, 2003

incy

sexeh well hung monster

The incy pooned a shlag

by Jeff February 4, 2003

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

PDU

You know when teachers tell you to stop the PDA? The Public Displays of Affection? Well this is somewhat like that, except it stands for Public Displays of Undergarments. If you know someone who has already been attacked by this disease, please, just yell at them like this: "Hey! I can see your panties/underpants!"

1. Sheesh, keep your pants on.. or else we might have some PDU on our hands.
2. 'Can you stop this PDA business?' 'Can you stop your PDU?'
3. PDU? What the fizzle are you talking about?

by Jeff November 4, 2004

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

Metal Slug

n.
1. Possibly the greatest 2D side-scroller of all time. Released by SNK back in 1996, the series is currently in it's fifth arcade incaranation with two other versions for the Neo Geo Pocket and one for mobile phones.

Also is being used as a theme for a series of Pachinko machines being produced by SNK.

2. The Super Vehicle 001; resembles a cartoonish mini-tank. Has the untanklike power to hop, and is armed with two mini-vulcan guns and a large caliber tank cannon, which can be armed with H.E. and Armor Piercing Rounds.

"Metal Slug > Gunstar Heroes."
"Metal Slug Attack!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004