Jay A's definitions

chinese matrix

ol school cinematography kung-fu ass kicking, flying mofuggin crazy chink style stunts.

watch Jet Li shiet man...

by Jay A April 20, 2005

government sneeze

Mistake made by the government.

"Nixon's watergate scandal is a well known government sneeze."

by Jay A April 22, 2003

Homestar

What you call someone with a speech impediment.

"Homestars usually have trouble pronouncing R. ex:instead of "strong" they say "stwong".ex:ELmer Fud.

by Jay A April 22, 2003

Chemical Brothers

Musical artists who cannot be described in genre. They are a blend of rock,progressive,techno,dj,electronica and more. Their music has a psycadelic airiness to it. True inovators.

"Surrender is perhaps the greatest Chemical Brothers albums."

by Jay A April 22, 2003

n,sync

Worst boy band (if you want to call them a band)to hit since New Kids On The Block.

"N,sync sucks"

by Jay A April 22, 2003

Monkey

Another word for penis.

"Wanna pet my monkey?"-Mike Myers on SNL skit called "Sprockets".

by Jay A April 22, 2003

winkie

A very small penis.

"Some people have winkies."

by Jay A April 22, 2003