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flophouse

A run-down boarding house for bums, hobos, and other transients. Not used anymore.
"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"

Angry shopkeep, c. 1890
by JakeStar August 9, 2005
mugGet the flophousemug.

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.
Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!
by JakeStar September 11, 2006
mugGet the craniummug.

swastika

As any know-it-all 15 year old will tell you, the swastika was originally an anicent Hindu symbol of good fortune and prosperity. However, it was used reletivly recently by the nazis and is still used by various hate groups. One would have to be very foolish to use the swastika with the anicient connotations. Would you wear a swastika armband to wish everyone else good luck?
"Intellectual" 15 year old-I have a swastika drawn on my comp book because it used to be an ancient symbol of good stuff.

Senseable Person-But now its a symbol of the Nazis, racism, and bigotry, and is offensive to millions around the world. Besides, its not like the swastika has had its meaning "reclaimed". Get rid of it before people think that you are actually a Nazi.
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Think of it this way: Cadillacs used to be symbols of youth and wealth. Now they are symbols of old age. Does driving a Caddy make people think that you are young and rich? No, usually people see a Caddy and imagine that some old person is driving it. Same basic idea.
by JakeStar April 8, 2006
mugGet the swastikamug.

remix

Said when a CD skips, sounding like a techno remix of the song.
"We jammin' jammin' jammin' ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja"

Whoa! I didnt know Bob Marley did a remix of "Jammin'"!
by JakeStar June 9, 2005
mugGet the remixmug.

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.
Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!
by JakeStar October 4, 2005
mugGet the ipod nanomug.

saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.
Well, I had better saddle up.
by JakeStar August 4, 2005
mugGet the saddle upmug.

Canadiana

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!
by JakeStar May 8, 2005
mugGet the Canadianamug.

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