birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.
Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.
by Jakestar April 08, 2006
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uma thurman

Talented actress most famous for her roles in the Quinten Tarintino's Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill series.

She resembles a classy, pretty, Paris Hilton.
Not only is she a better actress than Paris Hilton, shes way hotter.
by JakeStar April 28, 2005
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broadband

The most efficient way to download porn from the internet
Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
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sex between the bushes

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.
Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..
by JakeStar April 09, 2006
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Canadiana

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!
by JakeStar May 08, 2005
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2.5-0

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.

See also rent-a-cop, mall security.
"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"
by JakeStar November 03, 2005
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Whitefish

A discarded condom floating in a river or lake. Often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. Lake Michigan Whitefish.
The MIT crew team rowed past a school of Charles River Whitefish.
by JakeStar April 19, 2005
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