Jakestar's definitions

saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.

Well, I had better saddle up.

by JakeStar August 4, 2005

Fire

When yelled, clears out a crowded theatre in a huury.

Which Amendment gives us the right to yell "Fire!" in a crowded movie theatre?

by JakeStar September 28, 2006

Liberal media

The Daily Show and The Onion. Thats about it.

When CBS has an "intellegence failure" and does an anti-Bush story, 4 people loose their jobs and Dan Rather's career is tainted.

When George W. Bush has an "intellegence failure," we pre-emptively bomb a country, 1,500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis die. He says "Oops," gets re-elected.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

30 rack

A case consisting of 30 Beers

I'm gonna pick us up a few 30 racks and some boxes of wine and we'll have ourselves a nice ripper!

by JakeStar April 6, 2005

dormcest

Sex between two (or more) people living in the same dorm.

Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.

"You fucked your neighbor? Bad idea, dormcest usually does not end well."

"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"

by JakeStar May 9, 2005

fenway park

Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.

Fenway Park is famous for the Green Monster

by JakeStar August 4, 2005

heel-toe express

The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.

"Shit, how we gonna get to the packie?"

"Looks like we gotta take the ol' Heel-Toe Express"

by JakeStar November 3, 2005