Jakestar's definitions

iMesh

A short lived P2P program. Came after Napster and before KaZaA.

iMesh was decent for videos, lousy for everything else.

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."

I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.

by JakeStar April 21, 2005

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by JakeStar September 11, 2006

flophouse

A run-down boarding house for bums, hobos, and other transients. Not used anymore.

"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"

Angry shopkeep, c. 1890

by JakeStar August 9, 2005

Canadiana

Its like Americana, only Canadian.

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!

by JakeStar May 8, 2005

sex between the bushes

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.

Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.

Well, I had better saddle up.

by JakeStar August 4, 2005