Jakestar's definitions

guster

Fluffy rock for college girls.

Federal law requires every female student between the ages of 18 and 21 to own at least two (2) Guster albums, and include one (1) Guster quote in their facebook profile.

by JakeStar April 5, 2005

saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.

Well, I had better saddle up.

by JakeStar August 4, 2005

Canadiana

Its like Americana, only Canadian.

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!

by JakeStar May 8, 2005

sex between the bushes

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.

Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by JakeStar September 11, 2006

floorgy

A group of people sleeping on the floor, for lack of suitable sleeping areas.

The next morning is characterized by sore backs and necks, poor quality of sleep, and at least two people hooking up.

We snuck 13 people into the hotel during the ski trip, the only way we could accomodate them was with a floorgy.

by JakeStar April 18, 2005

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005