1. A 1.75 liter (half-gallon) bottle of liquor or other alcohol. Often has a handle or grip on the side for easy access.
2. One's online alias or nickname.
Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.
2. One's online alias or nickname.
Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.
"SnYpeR2233? What kind of handle is that? Some kind of new Polish vodka?"
"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."
"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."
by JakeStar January 23, 2006
A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by Jakestar December 31, 2005
When CBS has an "intellegence failure" and does an anti-Bush story, 4 people loose their jobs and Dan Rather's career is tainted.
When George W. Bush has an "intellegence failure," we pre-emptively bomb a country, 1,500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis die. He says "Oops," gets re-elected.
When George W. Bush has an "intellegence failure," we pre-emptively bomb a country, 1,500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis die. He says "Oops," gets re-elected.
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
The first massive gathering of college freshmen after about half a semester at college. Sometimes occurs on Columbus Day weekend, more often Thanksgiving weekend. Named because everyone attending is wearing a hoodie representing their respective college/university.
Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.
Pastimes include embelishing college experiences, reminesing about high school days, and hooking up with old high school crushes.
by JakeStar November 19, 2005
Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.
by Jakestar January 20, 2006
by JakeStar May 09, 2005
A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.
See also rent-a-cop, mall security.
See also rent-a-cop, mall security.
"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"
by JakeStar November 03, 2005