Jakestar's definitions

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005

saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.

Well, I had better saddle up.

by JakeStar August 4, 2005

sex between the bushes

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.

Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

Canadiana

Its like Americana, only Canadian.

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!

by JakeStar May 8, 2005

heel-toe express

The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.

"Shit, how we gonna get to the packie?"

"Looks like we gotta take the ol' Heel-Toe Express"

by JakeStar November 3, 2005

loosies

Loose cans or bottles of beer, as opposed to those in a package.

"I cant fit this 30 rack into my backpack!"

"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"

by JakeStar October 12, 2005

fenway park

Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.

Fenway Park is famous for the Green Monster

by JakeStar August 4, 2005