Jakestar's definitions

halloween

A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!

by Jakestar December 30, 2005

saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.

Well, I had better saddle up.

by JakeStar August 4, 2005

Canadiana

Its like Americana, only Canadian.

God bless the United, er, I mean, Canada!

by JakeStar May 8, 2005

sex between the bushes

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.

Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

scene

Judging by the pictures, its just emo with better lighting.

*sigh* I'm emo...

Hell yeah! I'm scene!

by JakeStar April 26, 2005

gun

A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose.

"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"

-Homer Simpson

by JakeStar May 14, 2005

xanga

Like live journal, but more Asian.

Those Asians love their Xangas

by JakeStar April 22, 2005