Jakestar's definitions

2.5-0

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.

See also rent-a-cop, mall security.

"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"

by JakeStar November 3, 2005

dormcest

Sex between two (or more) people living in the same dorm.

Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.

"You fucked your neighbor? Bad idea, dormcest usually does not end well."

"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"

by JakeStar May 9, 2005

scene

Judging by the pictures, its just emo with better lighting.

*sigh* I'm emo...

Hell yeah! I'm scene!

by JakeStar April 26, 2005

gun

A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose.

"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"

-Homer Simpson

by JakeStar May 14, 2005

tag

v. "Tagging" is the act of delivering a quick, sharp, blow to the scrotum. A well placed tag will leave the victim rolling on the ground, clenching his testicles in agony, possobly even vomiting.

Beleive it or not, some people find the pastime of tagging entertaining.

I was just standing there minding my own buissiness, when wouldn't you know it, he comes up from behind and tags me!

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

Whitefish

A discarded condom floating in a river or lake. Often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. Lake Michigan Whitefish.

The MIT crew team rowed past a school of Charles River Whitefish.

by JakeStar April 19, 2005

30 rack

A case consisting of 30 Beers

I'm gonna pick us up a few 30 racks and some boxes of wine and we'll have ourselves a nice ripper!

by JakeStar April 6, 2005