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Federal law requires every female student between the ages of 18 and 21 to own at least two (2) Guster albums, and include one (1) Guster quote in their facebook profile.
by JakeStar April 5, 2005
Get the guster mug.A discarded condom floating in a river or lake. Often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. Lake Michigan Whitefish.
by JakeStar April 19, 2005
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Get the 30 rack mug.Sex between two (or more) people living in the same dorm.
Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.
Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.
"You fucked your neighbor? Bad idea, dormcest usually does not end well."
"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"
"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"
by JakeStar May 9, 2005
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by JakeStar August 4, 2005
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by JakeStar November 3, 2005
Get the heel-toe express mug."I cant fit this 30 rack into my backpack!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
by JakeStar October 12, 2005
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