Jakestar's definitions

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005

Fire

When yelled, clears out a crowded theatre in a huury.

Which Amendment gives us the right to yell "Fire!" in a crowded movie theatre?

by JakeStar September 28, 2006

flophouse

A run-down boarding house for bums, hobos, and other transients. Not used anymore.

"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"

Angry shopkeep, c. 1890

by JakeStar August 9, 2005

swastika

As any know-it-all 15 year old will tell you, the swastika was originally an anicent Hindu symbol of good fortune and prosperity. However, it was used reletivly recently by the nazis and is still used by various hate groups. One would have to be very foolish to use the swastika with the anicient connotations. Would you wear a swastika armband to wish everyone else good luck?

"Intellectual" 15 year old-I have a swastika drawn on my comp book because it used to be an ancient symbol of good stuff.

Senseable Person-But now its a symbol of the Nazis, racism, and bigotry, and is offensive to millions around the world. Besides, its not like the swastika has had its meaning "reclaimed". Get rid of it before people think that you are actually a Nazi.
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Think of it this way: Cadillacs used to be symbols of youth and wealth. Now they are symbols of old age. Does driving a Caddy make people think that you are young and rich? No, usually people see a Caddy and imagine that some old person is driving it. Same basic idea.

by JakeStar April 8, 2006

fenway park

Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.

Fenway Park is famous for the Green Monster

by JakeStar August 4, 2005

loosies

Loose cans or bottles of beer, as opposed to those in a package.

"I cant fit this 30 rack into my backpack!"

"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"

by JakeStar October 12, 2005