Jakestar's definitions

Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.

My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?

by JakeStar September 2, 2005

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005

youtube

America's Funniest Home Videos, minus Bob Saget

Let's see what is on Youtube today...Two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Barbie Girl," some dude getting kicked in the nuts, a cute puppy, two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Hey Ya"...

by JakeStar November 11, 2008

Big D

Yet another name for diarrhea.

"Where's Doug? He was supposed to be here an hour ago!"

"He said something about stopping at Taco Bell. He must have gotten the Big D."

by JakeStar April 9, 2006

uma thurman

Talented actress most famous for her roles in the Quinten Tarintino's Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill series.

She resembles a classy, pretty, Paris Hilton.

Not only is she a better actress than Paris Hilton, shes way hotter.

by JakeStar April 28, 2005

broadband

The most efficient way to download porn from the internet

Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

by JakeStar April 4, 2005