Jake 's definitions

Bilge

the part of a boat inside the hull but below the floor-boards

her, Cap'n, the bilge is filling up with water......FAST !

by Jake March 5, 2004

cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards

she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !

by Jake March 5, 2004

dick fuse

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

by Jake March 5, 2004

foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina

Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.

by Jake March 5, 2004

sleepy sex

what you give your woman using your morning glory

I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.

by Jake March 5, 2004

going the distance

completing the job

1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"

2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."

by Jake March 5, 2004

triple triple

a coffee ordered with 3 each of cream (or milk) and sugar

yeah, gimme a large triple triple

by Jake March 5, 2004