crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 18, 2004

donk

being ugly or otherwise unpleasant

"That fuckin' bitch is donk!"

by Jake January 07, 2005

akaz

allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian

Shes akaz!

by jake January 07, 2004

Clover snatcher

A slang way to refer to an Irish person

That new guy talks really funny he must be a clover snatcher.

by Jake December 24, 2004

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.

Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.

by Jake March 06, 2004

huttin

having sex; derived from the language Jag

"Man, I'm gonna be huttin that bitch tonight

by Jake January 07, 2005