Jake's definitions

bumfuck

a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.

She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.

by Jake February 26, 2004

hottie

n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.

In two words.....Susie Novak

by Jake February 25, 2004

BJ Central

a female who gives blowjobs to the exclusion of other sexual activities

She's bj central, but forget about any other kind of sex with her

by Jake February 25, 2004

tweak

to make a fine adjustment

he tweaked the radio dials, hoping to peak the signal into intelligibility

by Jake February 25, 2004

cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

zucchini

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004