Jack's definitions

prat

Meaning ass or buttocks (as in "pratfall"), but used pejoratively as an insult.

"The man is a real prat!"

"Don't be such a prat, Charlie."

by Jack December 24, 2003

summat

Yorkshire slang for "something."
Can also, more specifically, mean "something like that."

I'm going to go watch TV, or summat.

by Jack August 5, 2003

celda

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.

Zelda? More like CELDA!!

by Jack March 4, 2005

Old Navy

A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.

Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.

I spent $60 at Old Navy and got all of my cloths for the next five years.

by Jack December 28, 2005

doping

An antiquated form of cheating used in the 70s by competative swimmers and track runners.

An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.

It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.

The swimmer was disqualified after their post-meet testing revealed them to be blood doping.

by Jack April 2, 2004

pwns

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.

Joo just got pwned bitch!!

by jack February 20, 2005

t-baggin

wen a guy puts his balls in a womans mouth

her mouth was nice and big, good for t-baggin

by Jack February 19, 2004