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Evil Decepticon leader from the 1980's Transformers television series. Known for using ridiculous, dim-witted schemes in his attempts to "plunder the Earth of it's resources" and to foil the Autobots. Many fans hate him, wishing he were more bad-ass. I say to them "Who cares!?" I mean, honestly, let's face it - it's a kid's show! He's not ment to satisfy the loins of 30 year old super geeks who take the show too seriously. If you loved the show as a kid, and are willing to watch it with a grain of salt, it's a lot easier to appriciate his contribution to the show. You just have to suspend your disbelief, or laugh hysterically at the plot flaws and animation errors!
G1 Megatron, who murdered half the Autobot cast in the movie, seemed pleased to kill Ironhide despite the fact he was defenseless. As Ironhide bravely grabbed Megatron by the leg to avenge his fallen comrades, Megatron sneered and said "Such heroic nonsense!" as he shot him to death.
by Jack January 4, 2004
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The sound a penis makes when it is slapped against one's forehead.

The sound of a dicksmack.
I heard a smackle in my mom's bedroom.
by Jack January 26, 2004
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1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.
Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.
by Jack October 8, 2004
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Strange slang meaning too good to be eaten.
RTFM, its not an acronym, its the LAW! says:
noes, you're too onice to eat baby
by Jack August 14, 2004
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Oh my, wat a soupeh
by Jack August 27, 2003
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A poor excuse for a rapper. An uneducated drug dealer turned music ho' with poor rhythm and rhyme skills.
by Jack December 11, 2003
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n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.
Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.
by Jack June 30, 2003
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