Jack's definitions

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

the Fonz

one who wears a white shirt under a leather jacket, walks around with his coller up, clicks his fingers, and points with two fingers of each hand at a time while saying 'ehhhh!!'

oi look out, here comes jack the fonz!

by jack June 19, 2003

flange

a projection around the rim of a shaft, used for for attaching to another object
viz. the vagina labia minora

she jived her arse off, flanges flapping

She's got fine flanges, man. Gothic arch.

a flange-sandwich

by Jack August 5, 2004

snizzpod

A woman's private garden.

Elizabeth washs her snizzpod every day to prevent infection.

by jack April 28, 2003

Fin

1.)A five dollar bill (U.S. or Canadian Currency)
2.)A half gram of chronic
3.)Or buying a half dime for a fin.
(Dime is .8 weighed out in chronic)

"Can I get a half a g"
"Yea sure throw me that fin"

by jack October 31, 2004

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004