Jack's definitions

posegay

distant cousin of batman; striking fear into the minds of little aquatic dwelling peoples;

o sh*t posegay is coming

by Jack February 26, 2005

dirtsky

a dirtsky is anyone who looks or appears dirty in any way shape or form

That kid's such a dirtsky.

by Jack April 28, 2003

redneck

One who's neck is of a red color.

George Bush is a redneck, he engages in anal sex with other natives of unpopulated american lands, or hillbilly country, he likes this alot.

by jack May 16, 2003

Heavy Metal

Best thing happened to music besides grunge.

Early Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, etc...

by Jack December 7, 2003

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

by jack January 26, 2004

blowie

a blow job that any person of the same or oppistite sex would give you preferably the opposite sex

o man she gave me a blowie last night!

by JACK June 17, 2005