Jack's definitions

mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self

my mom is a mis.mika

by jack January 1, 2005

airmail

To throw a ball too high, and have it sail over the head of the person you're throwing it to. Usually used in baseball.

Ichiro was safe at third base because Guerrero airmailed the throw into the stands.

by Jack July 6, 2004

Pig Fucker

one who fucks pigs

you are a pig fucker

by jack December 26, 2003

linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet

he was as quick as a linntie

by jack January 17, 2005

diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.

The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.

by Jack May 30, 2004

wopstetler

an old movement of the leg that westerns did in the 50's.

Look at the wopstetler.

by Jack April 28, 2003

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004