Jack's definitions

linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet

he was as quick as a linntie

by jack January 17, 2005

philsquid

a homosexual schoolkid who is the passive partener in a relationship (the bitch)

kevin is such a philsquid

by jack February 27, 2004

diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.

The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.

by Jack May 30, 2004

wopstetler

an old movement of the leg that westerns did in the 50's.

Look at the wopstetler.

by Jack April 28, 2003

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

megadeth

Formed by ex metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine, who got kicked out for having drug problems. One of the best and greatest metal band on earth, up there with Metallica.

Megadeth was one of the best metal band on earth until they broke up in April 2002.

by Jack September 19, 2003

Irvin

1. A dumbass person who annoys everyone by being stupid and bugging the hell out of them.

2. Doing something, very, very dumb

1. OMG! Theres Irvin! Beat him with sticks!

2. Dude, don't pull an Irvin

by JACK January 24, 2005